It's me, Todd Kraines

Its meeeeeee Todd Kraines! 

Transcript

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In 100 feet, make a left turn for nosy bitches.

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It's Bob and Jinna. We're nosy bitches. It's Bob and Jenna. Come take a listen. It's Bob and Jinna, the nosy bitches.

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Want to pop? You can't pop.

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You look like you smell Jenna. Smell like Pringles.

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I do smell like Pringles, actually.

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If there was one scent in the world, it would be Pringles.

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One what?

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If there was one scent you could smell like in the world, it'd be Pringles.

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Maybe.

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Sour cream and onion.

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Or baloney water. Who knows?

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Not even hot dog water. Bologna water.

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Did you I meant hot dog water? But I also have this like weird thing, like baloney is just an unrolled, flattened out hot dog.

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Ooh, conspiracy theory. Government made baloney out of hot dogs.

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Don't do McDonald's for breakfast or lunch.

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For breakfast.

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For breakfast.

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I have no one. I'm home alone, and so I didn't feel like walking down the street to go get breakfast. So I door dashed McDonald's.

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I just want her to get it. Very lazy.

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Well, you know, I also, you know, I went for um a long walk this morning at the park with the dog. So, you know, on the way home, I could have gotten something and not paid uh $15 in delivery fees. But you know, we live in a world full of DoorDashers and Uber Eats.

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That's true. Uber Eats sponsor us. That could be canceled.

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Because it saves you so much money. It really does.

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It does.

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I think I've saved like $50 in Uber Eats just this month due to having Uber One.

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You probably have. Like with free delivery offers and stuff.

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Yeah, I'd be fucking ordering everything.

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But you can't beat that when it's like free.

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Right. And when I'm comfy, I don't want to get out.

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Right. Or it's cold or raining. No one wants to do that.

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Yeah. No, for sure. We're just lazy. And you know what? They're going to come for us in their comments and be like, you guys need to stop eating. You look like you eat too much. Says the refrigerators. I'm like, thanks for the engagement, you idiots.

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Yeah, I don't care. My favorite was definitely says the people who look like they smell sisters and a brother. I I'm good. I've heard it all.

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Literally, in third grade, my sister told the entire elementary school that I wet the bed the night before. I got thick skin. Listen, sometimes you're just in a good sleep and you can't wake up, and next thing you know, you wake up and you're wet.

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No.

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Grant, I haven't wet the bed since, but come on.

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Yeah, because you didn't want your sister to tell the whole school again.

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She also told the school I was gay freshman year or high school. She's a real bitch.

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She knew. She knew.

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Yes, but she don't start rumors about your siblings.

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She knew then what we did not know yet.

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Oh, the whole world knew, but anywho. So I don't know. I I don't have a lot going on in celebrity gossip. Hopefully, you have some some good stuff. The only thing I have is the crazy Florida guy who was found on the beach and said, had you not see that where he said he was kidnapped by the dolphins?

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He was kidnapped by the dolphins and forced to build a town below underwater, right?

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And then they found him on the beach. He had like signs of like water in his lungs that had been there for quite a while. I'm like, what is going on?

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What it's getting weird.

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The world is getting it's it's getting weird, and it's getting weird.

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Um we have like a lot of Janelle and Farah drama.

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That's true. I saw Farah coming for Janelle.

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Like, you have to be a real big turd for me to agree with Farah.

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It's true, it's very true. Because never in my life would I think I would take Farah Abram. Abraham? Abrams? Abraham? Abraham I'll never take her side, but man, if there's anybody in this world that I cannot stand, it's Janelle Evans.

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She's such a loser.

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And the fact that you oh Jace has so much trauma because of you and David. Like the fact that he pulled a gun on Barbara, like the person who raised him, like you that says he's got a lot of trauma in his childhood.

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Well, they they've been showing clips of like when Jace was younger, his mom like exposing him to just like so much drama and like sad stuff that like while he was in his car seat, he would be like singing to like self-soothe through that, like through that moment. I'm like, this is so sad. You know, like I was like a teenager watching teen mom, so it's like looking back, I'm like, they were really messed up.

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Well, for sure. When she was literally choosing drugs in Kifa, Kifa before her own child.

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She just cares about a man, like she cannot be without her. So you're gonna you so badly want a man that you're gonna be with the husband that you claimed is a pedophile, and we know that is abusive.

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Right. He put hands on your child.

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Also, you can say you won. Like he's no prize, honey.

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David E is not a prize. No, thank you.

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So fugly. Ugh.

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Yeah, he is. That beard.

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Now he got because you know he got the girlfriend that he was with. Because that's what that's the all all Janelle cares about is that he picked her over the old the like new girlfriend, now the new ex-girlfriend. She made him get a tattoo cover up because he got that girl's name tattooed on him. So he got it. And I'm like, oh what, did you pay for that too, Janelle? Because she pays for everything.

SPEAKER_02 7:10

Well, yeah, but she doesn't make a lot of money. Her only I think her only source of income is OnlyFans, and who really wants to be a Janelle of insubscriber?

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I mean, I mean, people do, I guess. I don't know. Not I.

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Not I either. Like, I feel like the content I see on TikTok is like so funny, it's like cringe. Like, no one wants to see your Punani.

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Her dancing, her dancing.

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Yeah.

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I had to.

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She had to. Oh my goodness. What's wrong, fat boy? Uh the Oscars are on tonight, so hopefully we have some good stuff for that next week. You probably don't watch the Oscars, though.

SPEAKER_00 8:05

I do not have the attention span to watch an award show.

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Oh my goodness. I love an award show.

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Um what's your favorite season is awards?

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I'm sorry, what?

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What's your favorite season? Awards.

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Award season. My favorite season is um garlic powder. Um have you started uh Seeker Lives the Woman Wives?

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No.

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When I tell you there are two cringe things in this season, the most cringe is Vertigo. Demi and Brett singing true colors, and Demi thinking she is a pop star, telling Brett that he's flat and too breathy, and like Demi. And he sounds better than you. You sound like a car horn.

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And then uh still on the show.

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She stepped away after like the fourth episode.

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Okay.

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The other person who needs to lead the show is Jordan. Ugh. Jordan is the new to me, thinking he is hot shit, saying that he's the leader of Dad Talk.

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But he's not the one that started Dad Talk. I thought Dakota was.

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I thought Dakota did as well. So why are you out here? And have you seen his hair? It's all over like social media.

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Yes, I've seen it.

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I'm like, what hairstyle are you working with here, sir?

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I can't remember what someone said he looks like, but I was like, yeah, that's on point. When I saw it.

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There is one wild storyline I haven't gotten to yet, but I'll spoil it for you if you don't, if you want.

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Okay.

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Apparently Layla gets hooked on GLP1.

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Layla.

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Yeah.

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She's literally a stick already.

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Correct. So she she's going through like eating disorder, apparently. And um, she's at one point was 90 pounds.

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It's sad, like what like fame will do to you. And like people will say, like, get in your head and stuff.

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Right.

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So she's literally I mean, she's freaking pretty.

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She's so pretty. And her dream is to be a model, which I get, and you're already skinny enough. You could be a beautiful model. Like, yeah, the side effects of the GLP1 for people who don't have diabetes. I'm just like, let's not put poison in our body and then have to be on it for the rest of our life.

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I'm like, I'm like, I'm good, I'm overweight, but I'm good. Like, I I'm free, I'm afraid of the side effects.

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Right, and this you have to be on it forever, or else you literally put the weight back on.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

Oh, I didn't know that.

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Yeah. So let's just do the right thing and eat healthy and work out.

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Imagine being like diabetic and not being able to get your medicine because of all this. But are you there?

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Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:31

Yeah, I'm here. But it it it takes me back to like celebrities. Because celebrities are the ones who like push this stuff out. Like they always make you think like they start doing things like on their shows or on like they'll start talking about like it's normal. So then it's like to the masses, oh, this is normal. So and so did it. Because there was something that oh Kim Kardashian did on like the last season of keeping up with the Kardashians about like the brain.

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Yeah.

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And people are people would comment and be like, Yeah, they're just doing this so that's when it's normal, like they normal celebrities normalize bad stuff for like us peasants.

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They do, and it's like they're like endorsing stuff even if they're not using it, and then everyone's like like glorifying it because Kim Kardashian's using it.

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Like Evilongoria, we know you're not using L'Oreal or Pantine or whatever the hell it is.

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All these people endorsing sketchers, you're not wearing Skechers out there.

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I've never seen you wear Skechers, right? The last time I wear sketchers was in sixth grade, and that was when I was a tomboy, and I looked horrible.

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Ain't no celebrities wearing sketchers.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

Okay, my mom did have a really a really comfortable pair of slip-on sketchers. I will give her that. Yeah, those were comfortable. I would you know, like when your mom brings groceries home and you're like, Yeah, she's like, Come helping. She's like, got my mom the car. You're like throwing on whatever you can find, and you're like walking outside to help her. Like, those would be one of my go-to pairs of shoes to put on my was her slip-on sketchers.

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I would go barefoot and just destroy my feet on the gravel driveway.

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Uh I it didn't destroy my feet because I was always like playing outside in the in the gravel and stuff.

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Oh my goodness. Speaking of the Kardashians, my tick so my TikTok's been wild this week, like wild. So the first thing I got hooked on, which I every time it comes up on my TikTok, I like just go down a rabbit hole, is Todd Cranes.

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It's me!

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Todd Crane. Todd Cranes, yes, every time.

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Chris, Chris believes it. Like kills me. That used to be the funniest bit. Like, I literally would like die laughing when I would watch that.

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Scott literally sounded just like Todd Cranes, but he also sounded just like himself. So I'm like, how did Chris not know?

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Because he's so like such a dit. It's me! Todd Cranes!

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And then my TikTok literally, I don't know how we got on this algorithm, but I was on Pokemon um card algorithm watching people open Pokemon cards for hours.

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What the hell no?

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Right, and I'm like, should I go buy Pokemon cards? And it's like, no, not at all.

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You do not need Pokemon cards.

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Bitch, people are like pulling these cards that are worth like thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars for one card.

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Maybe we each buy a pack of Pokemon cards in the next episode. We'll rip it open.

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I was in Target yesterday, and there were signs everywhere. No Pokemon cards. Barnes and Noble this past week. Sorry, sold out of Pokemon cards. Pokemon cards are hot right now.

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Man, it's the 90s or early 2000s all over again.

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Right. Man. Shut.

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Like, how are they worth that much?

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No idea. No idea. But I'm just like, I was so intrigued watching people open up cards for hours the other night.

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I can't believe you sat there and watched it. You know how much waste when I scroll by that stuff?

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I'm just like, whoop, whoop, whoop, you know how much time we waste on TikTok?

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Yeah, but it's for the greater good. It's for the greater good. For the kind of people.

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My dog is humping my leg right now.

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Want your attention.

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I don't know how to flip the camera on. Duke, stop!

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Don't embarrass him.

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Don't want to embarrass him and put him on TikTok. I really need to give this up. This is Craig.

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Is that TP?

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Mm-hmm. I was gonna die at Dr. Pepper, because it's zero calories. I'm like, it's Sunday.

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It's the sweet day!

SPEAKER_02 16:26

Do you have any um Tammy or Amy news?

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Okay. So this past week was the season finale. Amy got married to Brian. Oh Brian, Tammy finally apologized for real. So it was like an emotional.

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So Tammy and Amy are good again?

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In Amy's words, she was getting mercenal, but she meant emotional. Because she says stuff like that all the time. She's like, I'm getting very emo he's she's like, I'm very I'm getting very mercenal right now.

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Yeah.

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She got emotional. They they took photos, the photos ended up looking really good. Brian thinks he's a break dancer. You should have seen it. It was so bad. Like it was the worst first dance I ever seen in my life. All I ever seen.

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He did a break dance, first dance.

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Well, the first dance, they were supposed to practice. Like, you know, like you go to practice the ballroom dancing, but Amy went to practice. And so when they went to do it, it was horrible. And everyone was like, So then when Brian Brian started to break dance Bobby, the friend that officiated the wedding, and who is like the friend to both of the like Tammy and Amy. When they panned to the audience watching him breakdance, everybody was like, Like all their faces were like, What's going on? Like, what's happening here? It was so funny. And then there's a video out of um Tammy. She was dancing at the wedding. She was like getting it, and we're like, okay, Tammy. But now the only new news I have is that they had another meet and greet this weekend. Apparently it was very cold. But everyone, um, I don't know, probably it's either like southern Illinois or northern like Kentucky, because that's where people but like they were selling their shirts, they had merch because one of Chris's famous lines. Yeah, one of Chris's famous lines is God willing, and the creek don't rise, like that this will happen or this that will happen. And there's Brian was wearing one of the shirts from when Tammy thought she was pregnant. Tammy was really overweight at this point, and she was with Caleb. And we don't think that they were doing anything to get pregnant, but because they physically probably couldn't, but she's just like, I think I'm pregnant. And there and the doctor's like, now what would make you think that? And she goes, I've been craving water. So there's a shirt though, and I think it's got one of the merch's merch merch shirts. I think Tammy's on it, but then it's Amy's quote, like, You're but you're not pregnant, bitch. You're thirsty.

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Oh my god.

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She's craving water. And like people people love to go and like meet and greet them and buy their stuff, and they say that they're fun to like meet in person. I'm like, I gotta go to a meet and greet.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

Shit. Road trip. So did you watch Summerhouse this week?

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Mm-hmm.

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I am like overbin.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

Ugh, I'm ready for him to go. He looked like the bulletin.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

What I used to like him until he went up there and like went off on Bailey. I'm like, bro, you're giving like pick me energy, you're giving fuck boy energy, like you are clearly flirting with Amanda.

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Mm-hmm. I will say it's weird that Bailey did that because she likes Ben.

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Right.

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So, like, why would you even like say that?

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Maybe that was her way of like flirting and being like fun.

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But that's a weird way to flirt by saying telling me that you have a crush on and wants to do something to somebody else. But anyway. Oh! And then like they're posting, like they're now just posting Amanda's birthday stuff on Instagram. And I'm like, are you getting a divorce? Like, I'm like, do you have to do this? Because the show? This is weird.

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It's definitely due to the show, but I'm like, they're acting like they're not going through a divorce at all. Like they're happier than ever.

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Mm-hmm.

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So I don't get it. I don't get it. And there was barely any live again. I'm like, oh, she's definitely not gonna get me. And then fuck KJ already in love with Dara, like, bro, it's been a week. You're in love with flag. Jesse Salman 2.0.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

He's a love bomber, and he's gonna like a week later be like, I don't know why she thinks I'm in love with her.

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Right. I think he is a good guy, probably.

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So I like he's a little odd.

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But I'm like, bro, it's been a week.

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Ow.

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Like you're calling her baby after a week. I'm like, oh, where'd you go?

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I had to pause myself. My foot was stuck. I'm here.

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I'm here too.

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I'm here. I had to turn my video off.

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Oh, I'm back.

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My foot was stuck, and nobody wanted to see all that.

SPEAKER_02 21:54

Oh, everyone? We could have probably sold that.

SPEAKER_00 21:58

No.

SPEAKER_02 22:01

Gush, you're okay, Duke. Go lay down. We were just sitting here watching TV a little while ago, and the wind got so bad that it picked up one of the metal outdoor chairs and flung it across the patio.

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You're lucky to play it into the window.

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Right. I'm like, holy, holy camole! What in the great googly boogly?

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Oh my gosh, you're nuts.

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That's my new thing to comment on people's TikToks. What in the great googly? Hey.

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They're probably like, who is this guy?

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What a tweeb. Yo, I will say it was wild this week that so many people were defending ShiaBeuf. I'm like, it's a joke.

SPEAKER_00 22:48

First off, you're defending Shia LaBeouf. It's weird. Second of all, like no one was like, we didn't even say, like, oh, like we hate him or anything. I think it was just because the title said what it said. Yeah. So they think like we're like grasping at straws trying to make him homophobic, but it's like, we're not.

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We literally defended him. Yeah, we defended him, like, I think this would make anybody uncomfortable.

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I'm like, okay, guys, tell us you don't listen to the whole podcast without telling us you don't listen to the whole podcast.

SPEAKER_02 23:25

I'm like, um, have you gone to the ear doctor lately? Because you got some wax in there.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

Oh my gosh, you're so cheesy.

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That's what I said to someone.

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It's like we're just talking about what the like weak stories are, psychos.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

Right, like in we're we're literally a comedy podcast. Like, we're not not to be taken too seriously.

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Trigger warning, this isn't serious.

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Trigger warning. I guess we have to start every podcast with trigger warning from here on out. And then someone said if a girl accused somebody of this, they'd be like, period, queen. I'm like, what?

SPEAKER_00 24:05

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 24:08

I feel like we would support right. We were not condoning any bad behavior. We were condoning people smelling like hot dog water.

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All we said is we look like he stinks. Am I wrong? No.

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Not at all. He looks like he smells bad.

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And don't get me wrong. I loved him, okay? Growing up. I even Stevens was my shit.

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That TikTok you sent me today or last night about all the like twins in Hollywood.

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It's freaky.

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It's freaky. But like, why do like Amy Adams and Isla Fisher look alike? Why do all these people look alike?

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It's weird.

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So then I went down a rabbit hole and I was like, Will Farrell is like 90, 10 years younger than the the drummer from Red Hot Chili Peppers. So they can't be twins, but they look just alike. I'm like, what what but like we're I feel like we're grasping at drawers?

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There's a twin epidemic going on that we didn't have no idea.

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I feel like we're thinking too deep into it because, like, are they really doing all this shit in the world? Maybe they are. But maybe they're not.

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But also maybe they're not.

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It's like the people who come up with like movies about aliens and dinosaurs and all sorts of weird shit, like, where did this shit come from? Did it actually happen? Or are we just all making shit up in our head?

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Right. I don't know. I like I'll go through bouts where I get like really stressed about like Hollywood and like how corrupt it is.

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Yeah.

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And like not just Hollywood, but like politics and the government and everything. But then there's other times where I'm just like, I'm just a girl, okay? I just want to live my life and like enjoy my life.

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I shit, I just wanna live on a boat and be retired. Like, I don't need to worry about every all that nonsense out there.

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I can't change it.

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Not yet. Not yet. You know what? Once we make it, maybe it will become corrupt too.

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No, not a chance in hell.

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Well, the twin theory will be about us as well.

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We're twins. We're twins.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

Well there'll be twins made about us out there. And they're like, I'll be walking down the street, but it's not actually me.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

That's weird. I actually have a bone to pick with you.

SPEAKER_02 26:47

Uh oh.

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Because I'm watching I've been watching the clips of us last week because you know, on social media.

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Yeah.

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And I'm like, why the hell didn't you say lift your lift your iPad up? Because I look like I have like eight chins, you fat bitch.

SPEAKER_02 27:05

We okay everyone, this is my friend Hin Fat Bitch.

SPEAKER_00 27:14

I'm like, someone could have told me lift the freaking iPad up. You look disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

Oh my god. Because I was like down here.

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Like I was like, oh guys.

SPEAKER_02 27:31

That's why people always say we look like we smell or like we don't need to be eating, or because our filming isn't the best. Yeah. This girl right here just ate Pringles and made some duck lips. Like, we're definitely gonna post that shit. Can you not eat during your podcast? But you keep watching, that means you've watched more than one episode.

SPEAKER_00 27:52

If you don't watch it, why do you care?

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Right. So many people in the world are haters.

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Bitches is mad. And I love it.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Bling bling bling. Your hating is making my bank account go up.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

Okay. Bling bling bling. Bitches is mad. Hi, Duke. Hi, Duke. Hi, Duke. Hi. You're so handsome. Bling bling bling. Bitches is mad.

SPEAKER_02 28:38

I ain't got anything else. Oh, I know Raven was doing um podcast this week. Like.

SPEAKER_00 28:44

You know, Antonio literally turned his phone around. He goes, That's Raven. I'm like, yeah, I know. And he's like, I didn't know she looked like that. I'm like, she's been looking like that. Like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 28:53

She's done been looking like that. But she's been doing podcasts like Orlando Brown. She said Miley Cyrus didn't belong on the like Disney uh Mount Rushmore. And then apparently there was so much drama back in the day with like Heeley Williams, I think, on the Cheetah Girl set.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 29:15

And then I found out Sabrina Bryant couldn't sing at all. And so they dubbed all three girls' voices together when it was her time to sing.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

I'm Deb.

SPEAKER_02 29:29

Cheetah Girls.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

I mean, makes sense. Keely Williams didn't do anything after Cheetah Girls, really.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

That's true. And Cheetah Girls 3 was a bust.

SPEAKER_00 29:38

Mm-hmm. Because we are sisters.

SPEAKER_02 29:42

Cheetah Girls 2 is definitely better than Cheetah Girls 1.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

I love Cheetah Girls 1.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

We were doing um, I had a family, a sibling weekend a few weeks ago, and everyone was like, what's the most embarrassing movie you'd watch but tell everyone to watch? And I was like, Cheetah Girls 2. And everyone's like, Cheetah Girls 2? I'm like, it's so bad, it's good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:12

I'm trying to think. I didn't watch Survivor this week yet, so I'm bothering.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

I haven't either, but I know who went home.

unknown 30:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Twitter is spoiling everything.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

It's crazy. I tell you, Antonio, I don't know how I'm doing it, but I keep avoiding spoilers.

SPEAKER_02 30:27

I'm like, I can't stay off Twitter. And so I'm like, of course I'm gonna find a spoiler.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Maybe it's because I haven't been getting on there often. I get on there like maybe once a day, but like I scroll for like a minute and then I'm done.

SPEAKER_02 30:45

Well, that's because you need you need to be a mother to your children.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Yep. That's life. Because we're gonna be able to do that. That's why I don't have people.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

That's why I don't have little people running around. And people are like, how do you afford to like live such a crazy life? So you eat out every day, and I'm like, Because I don't have kids. I have a dog who likes to hunt my leg, but other than that, like I don't have any kids.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

Like, what are you talking about? Mind your business.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

Mind your business. If I want to eat out every night and go shopping and fly first class to um Chicago, sure, why not?

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Do you fly first class?

SPEAKER_02 31:22

We do fly first class. We're going to Seattle this coming up weekend and we're flying first class.

SPEAKER_00 31:28

See who?

SPEAKER_02 31:30

Seattle. We're just going to Seattle for the weekend.

SPEAKER_00 31:32

I thought you said you're going to see someone. And I was like, who?

SPEAKER_02 31:36

No. Seattle. My dog's really horny because he is literally going to town on my leg. It's keeping them quiet.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

Keep it PG.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

I'm not going to put you on blood. Yeah, keep it PG, at least until I hang up the phone. You're so cute, but you're so silly.

SPEAKER_00 31:58

I feel like it was kind of like a slow week.

SPEAKER_02 32:01

It was.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

I'm going to make sure I keep up with the because like all the shows are starting to come to an end for like spring and summer. So pretty soon it's just gonna be like surviving.

SPEAKER_02 32:16

Big brother.

SPEAKER_00 32:18

Big brother.

SPEAKER_02 32:20

And all the game shows that they show every summer.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

Oh, House of Villains. Are you caught up on that?

SPEAKER_02 32:26

I'm a couple episodes behind us.

SPEAKER_00 32:28

That's okay. We can talk about it next time.

SPEAKER_02 32:30

I hope Paul's ass is gone by the time I'm watching.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

What's crazy is like he's 10 times better in this, like, on this, like 10 times less annoying than he was on Big Brother.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

That's because there are people on there who are more annoying than him.

SPEAKER_00 32:45

Yeah. But anyway, guys, this is all. Peace and blessing.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Remember to give us shit on TikTok, like us on Instagram, follow us on Facebook, listen on YouTube, watch on Spotify, whatever you do. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 33:03

Our number one van is my boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

And we will continue to be.

SPEAKER_00 33:09

Hold on. I will, I'm gonna text it. He's probably getting he randomly texts me like stuff that we say, and I'm like, what? Like, I don't even remember. I gotta find it. He goes, he texts me right now. It was 2.28 p.m. on Wednesday. She's a gross bitch. Two laughing emojis. I said, huh? He goes, Bob podcast LOL. I said, who though? He goes, what he said about you. You're coughing and eating. I was like, I'm dead. See, I'm a gross bitch. I was like, what are you talking about? But yeah, he's our number one fan. He listens every week for us.

SPEAKER_02 33:48

Shout out to Antonio.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

Shout out to Antonio. He's gonna be so happy.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

He's gonna get a shout out.

SPEAKER_00 33:55

He's gonna be like, oh my god, I got a shout out.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Alright, on that note.

SPEAKER_00 34:03

Peace and blessings. We will see you next Tuesday.