Renesem Druski Kirk

We are just a bunch of hooligans watching the world laugh at Druski! 

Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

In 100 feet, make a left turn for nosy bitches.

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It's Bob and Jenna. We're nosy bitches. It's Bob and Jenna. Come take a listen. It's Bob and Jenna, the nosy bitches.

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Let's talk about it.

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Alright.

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It's Friday night and we're freaking tired.

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We're old. We're like the Cripkeeper.

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I'm in bed ready to go to sleep eating Sour Patch Kids.

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Those actually look really tasty. I just got done eating a pickle.

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And they're super like chewy and juicy.

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Oh, they're fresh.

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I don't know. They're not fresh.

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They've not been sitting on the shelf for months at the store.

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I door dash these one night because I didn't want to go to the store. But these are from like January.

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Now look, I'm fat, but I'm not DoorDash Sour Patch Kids fat.

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We DoorDashed this chocolate Gatorade, I think a sprite. We were not leaving the house.

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What was wrong with you? Were you impaired?

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I'm always in always impaired once I'm inside the home. I want Taco Bell. I ain't gonna get it. Someone else can bring it to me.

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I know we just said this on the last. I just had Taco Bell today on the way home from work. I was like so excited. Antonio's like, I cannot eat Taco Bell again. Because when I get on a kick of something, like I don't let up. Like my foot's on the gas and pedal to the metal. I'm eating it like every day for like a month straight. I'm something ain't right.

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Something ain't right. What'd you get? What'd you get? What was your order tonight?

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Oh, I get the same thing every time. I get a number two. And it's the three regular tacos with a drink. But of course, meat only, no cheese, no lettuce, large Pepsi, cinnamon twist.

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Bitch, you're eating a hard shell taco with meat only.

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No, I get I get soft shell, but then I get one crunchy to spice it up. So four tacos, three soft, one crunchy, all meat, no cheese, no lettuce, large Pepsi, cinnamon twist.

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Excuse me. I need it depends on the time of day. If it's nighttime. Okay, tell me. So if it's nighttime, I'm getting a Nacho Bell Grande, Soft Shelf Supreme Taco and a Dr. Pepper. If it's daytime, I'm either getting the Crunch Trap Supreme, with a Soft Shelf Supreme Taco and a Dr. Pepper, or the $6.99 Lux box with the the um the Gordito, the Five Laborito, chips and cheese, cinnamon crunch, toast thingies, and a drink. For $6.99.

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Yeah, that's cheap. Um, I just ever since COVID happened, I just feel like restaurants or fast food restaurants just do not give a shit.

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No, it's probably Taco Bell.

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They're like, nah. Like they were pissed when I drove up to the drive-thru because like they were sitting outside.

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Is it the one on Bayless?

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Yeah. So they were sitting out there.

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The one on Bayless, they never give a fuck.

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Well, they were sitting outside and I'm like, great. So I'm waiting for them to come in or like, you know, messing around. Well, then they said Taco Bell. Taco Bell on the machine. They said Taco Bell. I'm like, I'm not answering them. Like, that's so rude. So then I just sat there and was silent until they said, What can I get for you? I don't know. Eats me. Like, maybe like 30 seconds, but I was like, I'm not answering to Taco Bell.

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I always have beef with Taco Bell.

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Back when I first moved to Kansas City, like I can't stand it.

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Back when I first moved to Kansas City, I would go to Taco Bell after work, and they would always be out of beef.

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Like, I have beef with Taco Bell not having beef.

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I am beef with Taco Bell not having beef. I literally just wanted my Nacho Bell Grande like 9:30 at night. I'm sorry. You gotta get a chicken or a steak quesadilla because we don't have beef. Like, eat my ass, Taco Bell.

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You're eating as if you're not eating the beef.

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Oh my goodness.

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So annoying. Okay, we spent like five minutes talking about freaking Taco Bell. Taco Bell sponsored.

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Are we now a Taco Bell podcast?

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I've been a Taco Bell fan since that little Yokiro Taco Bell.

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I've been a Taco Bell fan since June 7th, 1991.

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I had like the little stuffy, the little stuffed animal.

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Of course you didn't.

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With the little rose.

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Of course you didn't. And when you squeezed it, it said yo, you're kier on Taco Bell right now.

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Yo quiero taco bell.

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Oh my. Jen and I are the original Taco Bell stands.

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Jeez, Louise. Okay, we have so much that's going on.

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We do.

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Okay, first let's start off slow.

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Okay.

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Let's start off with last week we did not cover Drewski and his Erica Kirk skit.

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Like I love it.

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I can't. I love it. I was dying because it's like she's like throwing a hissy fit around about it. And I'm just like, just like get thicker skin. Like you're in the business of you're in the business of like celebr like celebrities, like being a celebrity. Get thicker skin or get off the stage, Erica.

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She's a okay, let's not throw the word celebrity out like that. She is a a Z-lister of anything.

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Okay, but she had like if you look at how she's a public figure.

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She's a public figure.

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She's a figure in my public. Mrs. Erica.

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I was dying when I saw Fat Drewski dressed up as Erica Kirk. Dead.

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And it's scary. It's creepy, bro.

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And when you got people like JD Vance saying this is wrong.

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6.7 million followers she has. Okay, and then E. I didn't know she her name was E on Instagram. She put E.

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Well, first, I guess she is a celebrity because she was on Summer House for an episode of.

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I guess like people who I'm gonna see who all follows them for my following because I got a lot of people that do.

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Unfollow those bitches.

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It's a lot.

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Uh-oh. I'll have to check after we get off the pod.

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Ew.

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I unfollow.

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I like to follow unfollow people who follow Trump. I'm like, ew, gross, gross, gross.

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Well, I'm going to him now.

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I know. It's like unfollow.

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What is going on?

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Anyone we went to school with? Anyone we went to school with who follows him? I'm like, yeah, no.

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Sun soil.

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Duke is giving my foot a bath right now.

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Like, why is that your profile picture?

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I blocked him, and yet somehow he still comes up on all my socials, even though he's blocked.

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It looks like a moon. You just blew your blocking me right now.

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Can I help you?

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My god. There's a lot.

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I need that Dr. Pepper you're drinking.

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Sorry, last one.

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Okay, Drewski. Why does Jenna look like Drewski in makeup?

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What?

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I said why do you look like Drewski and dressed like Erica Kirk?

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Who? Me?

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Yeah, you.

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You bitch. You bitch! No, do you know who he looks like? He looks like Renezme. Okay? Yes!

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I can't.

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I can't look away. He's so ugly. But he like him, you put him next to her, and it's like, okay, there's not that big of a difference.

SPEAKER_01 8:57

Erika Kirk, Drewski, Renezme. The same person? I think so.

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Okay, we're just gonna rename, we're gonna combine all three, okay? First, middle, last name. This is Okay. This is Renezme Drewski Kirk.

SPEAKER_01 9:19

Uh gross. She is gross. Okay, fuck Mary Kill.

SPEAKER_03 9:30

Well, kill.

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Kill you gotta kill Renezme because she's a child.

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Yeah. Ooh, I'd have to marry Erica Kirk because I ain't doing that with her.

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You can't kill her because she's a child.

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I can't marry a child. And then obviously I have to do the other thing with Drewski. You're gonna want Erika dressed up as Erica.

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Fun fact, everybody, Jenna used to have a big crush on Drewski.

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No, I did not. I've never had a lot of people.

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Well, okay, you know what's odd about Drewski? He kind of just popped up one day.

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Popped out he just like came out of nowhere.

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Industry plant like Bobby Altoff.

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Yep.

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How do we become industry plants like?

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We talked about her and Jelly Roll, didn't we?

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Yes.

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Okay, okay.

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Maybe we just talked on TikTok.

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Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

Owcar. Can we talk about your crush on Soldier Boy?

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Soldier Boy, tell him. Antonio hates it. He's like, you're anytime we anytime we okay. It was a cr I I had a crush on him in high school.

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Okay.

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You still have a crush on him.

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I'm 34 years old.

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You're almost 35.

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And I I'm 34, okay? And I do not have a crush on Soldier Boy like that anymore.

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I tell him.

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Kiss me on the four.

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Hey, sexually.

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I used to have that phone number in my phone and I would call it.

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What if you're a big thing?

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Hey, it's your boy, Soldier Boy. Anyways, let's get back on track.

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Okay, no, but Antonio hates it. Like, because I'm like, ah, Soldier Boy. So anytime a Soldier Boy song comes on, he's like, no. I'm like, you're really mad about Soldier Boy. Get over it.

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Yeah, get over it, Antonio. Get over it.

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He's like our he's our loyal listener. He listens after every single episode's posted.

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Shout out Antonio.

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And he's a good idea. Well, he'll text me at like stuff we say, and I'm like, what? I'm so con like when he like randomly will and I'm like, huh? He's like, that's what Bob said. Or like that's what you said.

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I'm like, that's because we're funny as fuck.

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As soon as it goes out of my mouth, I forget about it.

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Right. As soon as we're done recording, I'm like, yeah, next. Thank you, next.

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Thank you. Next. Okay, yeah. Okay, back on schedule.

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Let's get back on track because clearly Okay, you'll track a dog.

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You bring it up.

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Bring up what? I got a lot of stuff that I screenshot at today.

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Okay, we'll talk about that. But let's talk about. Okay, I recorded it. I have not watched it. Real Housewives of Rhode Island.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

Oh, it was so good.

SPEAKER_03 12:53

Okay, I'm I gotta watch it.

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It was so good. Let me tell you. The drama, A1, tier one drama from the start. Dolores Catania's got a twin.

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What?

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Said Dolores Catania's got a twin. I love Dolores. There's this bitch on there who's like in her 30s dating a 60-year-old, and half the year he lives in California with his other girlfriend. It's wild. There's a contestant from The Bachelorette, I think. Or the she was on The Bachelor, but she met her husband on Bachels in Paradise. Yeah.

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What is going on?

SPEAKER_01 13:39

It's good. You need to watch it.

SPEAKER_03 13:41

Okay. Well, I record it. I like to start because like there are some franchises where I've never like sat down and like I watched it from the start. Like from Real Housewives. And so like once it gets so far, I'm like, I can't start that now. Like it's too much to catch up on, and I'm such a psycho. Like, I want to watch every episode. So I'm like, okay, this is starting Thursday. I'm gonna start recording it. That way I can get into it from the jumps.

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It was on Sunday night.

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Because I was always Real Housewives of um Atlanta. That's my favorite. Beverly Hills. I watched or no Orange County.

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I never watched Orange County. But I cannot stand Shanana.

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Orange County, Atlanta, and then New Jersey.

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I am Beverly Hills, uh, Atlanta, Salt Lake City, New York, um uh now Rhode Island.

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But I feel like whatever whichever one's your favorite is telling. So which is your favorite? Number one. Let's both say it on the count of three. One, two, three, Atlanta.

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Atlanta. Duh.

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Okay, okay.

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We're we're we're Portia Williams.

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Neene Leaks.

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Oh.

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Ghetto!

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Ghetto.

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Phaedra? Kenya?

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Phaedra. Sheree. Who gonna check me, boo?

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Sheree. Gosh. I loved Phaeil.

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But did I love Beverly Hills? Lisa Rena's my spirit animal. Salt Lake City, but Salt Lake City's like new school.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Alright. So we gotta get into it because too much has been going on with freaking Summer House on Entertainment Weekly.

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People, it is everywhere.

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Here's what's annoying though. They're blowing this up like it's as big a scandal. It isn't.

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Like And Carl is a mess. Come on, people. Carl is a mess.

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Because you know, like they're acting like I know she betrayed her friend, okay? I get that. Her best friend. But like they're acting like her and Kyle were married. She's been cheating on him. That's what caused the divorce.

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She has been cheating on him, huh?

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And because from June.

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Rumor has it, they were hooking up all of the last season, all of this current season.

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But but I feel like Kyle knew just how he was acting.

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I think they went into season 10 still divorced. Separated.

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Yes. I think that Kyle knew and they had a contract obligation.

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Correct. So they going into the city.

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Kyle's like speaking out in like defense of her, like, oh, like this is a good thing.

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Her mental health, I get mental health is important. But Amanda knew what she was doing.

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Mm-hmm. You know, the weed company.

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She was.

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She got dropped by a weed company and an underwear company.

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She's an idiot.

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And Paige, apparently Paige and Hannah hired the private investigator that was looking into it.

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For what, though? Like, what did the private investigator find? And when?

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They were the ones who took the videos of Amanda and Wes's apartment. Or Wes and Amanda's apartment showed it to Sierra in February.

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West and Amanda's apartment.

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Uh-huh.

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West and Amanda have an apartment together.

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No, Wes was in Amanda's apartment. And they're like, how did the um private investigator know which window to go to? And everyone's like, well, duh. Paige pointed it out. Paige and Hannah bought the private investigator because they knew which window to shoot at. And then on Giggly Squad today, they pretty much chose their alliance.

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Oh yeah.

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Said they stand with Sierra. They're real friends with Sierra in the real world. Reality TV is they're not a part of reality TV anymore for a reason. Hannah is not a part of Summer House anymore because of Kyle and Amanda.

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Uh-huh.

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And Paige is loyal to Hannah.

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Uh-huh.

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And today it came out that Amanda is going to be at the reunion.

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Good. She she should be.

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So Andy, you know.

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She's really obligated to be there.

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Every TV show in Bravo, Andy goes on Twitter and says, send me your questions to the room.

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I was already looking at the questions.

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Wild. She is going to get annihilated.

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Okay, I'm gonna ask you the question. You pretend to be Amanda.

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Okay. Oh, this is gonna be fun.

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Andy.

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But I want to answer as Lindsay as Amanda.

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As Lindsay as Amanda?

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Yes, I'm Amanda, but I'm answering as if I'm Lindsay. How many sandwiches have you made me, Kyle? That's why I slept with Wes. Because he made me a sandwich.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

Alright. Amanda. There are 4.17 billion men in the world. 342 million in the United States. 4 million in New York. Something is abundant and you know, downstairs. Is abundant and you had plenty of options. Why would you go after one of your best friend's exes and one of your ex-husband's best friends?

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Well, you know, Andy, you can't help who you fall in love with. And Wes was there for me. And now I need a joint.

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Amanda, after Sierra took the fertility test for you, spoke life into you about your crumbling relationship and low self-esteem, encouraging you to go after your dreams of starting your own swimsuit line, and you sat by rubbing her shoulders as she cried, explaining the implications and harassment she faces from Bavro fans and their anti-blackness behind dating Wes in Austin. What part of Sierra's unwavering support of you as a human being did you feel wasn't enough that you felt digging in her trash can to pick up West was a good idea?

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First, I want to say I am not racist.

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Wrong. Alright. Jesse, were you going after Sierra this season because you knew Wes and Amanda were hooking up, so you thought Sierra would be fair game? I think yes.

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I guess so, Stop.

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Fallen in love. Why would Wes care if he's with Amanda?

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But apparently Wes and Sierra were hooking up in February, and a week later he started hooking up with Amanda.

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Hi. Question for Amanda. Did you know you'd be blowing up your life to be one of many women dating West? Or did you just find out with the rest of America? Because apparently he she's not the only one he's seeing. And are we shocked?

SPEAKER_01 21:05

Not shocked at all. But I love him.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

Everything's for Wes and Amanda, but I need people to ask other questions. Like, Carl, why did you go to Lindsay's housewarming party? Because you were on the group chat thread. And then why were you so awkward when you said it's great? And oh, here's a present for Gemma. Yeah. Uh uh.

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Oh my god. I want to like cover my eyes and like run out of the room. Lindsay is like so.

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She's like honestly.

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Okay, I don't care.

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That would have been me. I'd have been like, okay, why are you here?

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And the fact she said, Is it not an alcoholic?

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He's like, no, it's the real stuff.

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God, I love Lindsay.

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Me too. And you know what?

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Good. I wouldn't have to I'm glad that Bailey is gonna be like So you know Dara tried to clock Bailey but the cameras prove that Dara was in the room with Ben for quite a while.

SPEAKER_03 22:14

Yeah, I think she's a lying Biatch, okay? She just wants her 15 minutes of fame. Summerhouse is gonna be canceled after this, hopefully.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

I hope not. I want it to be based on like Sierra, KJ, and Mio.

SPEAKER_03 22:27

Yeah, but I feel like Sierra's too damn. Kyle. Well, after watching the season back in your own recollection uh recollection of interactions with West, do you think this was going on way longer than they're willing to admit?

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Yes.

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Everything's for freaking Wes and Amanda. Oh, Arnold from St. Louis. Amanda and West, how long have you? STL represent. How long have you all been messing around? According to Dave Portney, Portnoy, how do you say that? I've never said his last name. Portnoy.

SPEAKER_01 23:12

Dave Portnoy.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

According to Dave Porkchop from Barstool, it goes all the way back to before the Super Bowl. Is that true?

unknown 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 23:23

Hey Arnold? You want to know his at? Hey, Arnold!

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That's fun though.

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Ooh.

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So, anywho's moving on.

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Here's a thing. Here's a thing piece. I can't move on. This is the last one. Okay, I won't keep scrolling because I'll keep reading them. Hot take from Bravo Bro. This Shakespearean level backstabbing feels like cosmic karma for how Sierra helped destroy Amanda and Kyle's marriage. Not once did she try to build a bridge between them. Instead, she took every opportunity to poison Kyle in Amanda's eyes, projecting her own childhood trauma from her parents' divorce onto their relationship. I cannot say I disagree with this so far. Because Sierra had a lot to say always about Kyle and Amanda.

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While their marriage showed it to Hannah.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Right. While their marriage clearly Is Hannah still married?

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Mm-hmm.

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To that man?

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To Dez?

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The one that was Des on the show?

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Yeah, he was on season five.

SPEAKER_03 24:28

Okay. Like her last season on there?

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Yeah.

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Okay. While their marriage stuff-the line vis vision for their future as a supposed friend, Sierra never helped them reconcile or encouraged them to find common ground. If she were truly a friend to Amanda, she would have spoken to Kyle sternly from the heart. Instead, she nagged him constantly and pushed Amanda toward divorce. Slowly but surely, every interaction facilitated that outcome. I can't help but wonder. Had she not trashed Kyle in nearly every scene and instead tried to play marriage counselor for her friends, would their marriage still be intact? And honestly, and this is at mid-wit mode on Twitter. But honestly, when I think of Sierra, I know that Wes has betrayed her and this and that. But when you are not in a relationship with this man, they like it. Yeah, but then you're who not put a la But when you do not put a label on stuff and this and that, like these like in this day and age, people are like, I don't owe you anything because we are not exclusively in a relationship. Women just I feel like I feel like he manipulated the shit out of her exclusivity.

SPEAKER_01 25:40

I don't know. I feel like he manipulated her and gaslighting her.

SPEAKER_03 25:43

1000%. Like, why are you rubbing up on her in front of Amanda at the house?

SPEAKER_00 25:49

Right.

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That's weird.

SPEAKER_00 25:56

It's everybody shut the fuck up. It's my birthday.

SPEAKER_01 26:05

Alright, so a few other hot topics. So Kanye West apparently took the bar and passed it his first time, while Kim Kardashian has failed it numerous times.

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Where's the proof?

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So Kanye I saw it on Twitter. And then Dakota is going to be edited out of all the Vanderpump Villa season three.

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Yes.

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Due to the domestic violence that happened between him and Taylor Frankie John Paul George Paul.

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Taylor Frankie Jingleheimer Schmidt.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

Taylor Frankie Jingleheimer Schmidt, uh Paul Bunyan.

SPEAKER_03 27:03

Um, good. Good. And that picture that the picture that that was associated with, like for the image for that post, he looked like he was on the snow.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

That was his old show that he was on when he was a bird hunter or some shit.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

He reminds me of someone.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

I'm not gonna say who, but oh, we are I already is that your birth control pill?

SPEAKER_03 27:30

It's my text message alert. But it's like my phone, my phone's only on like the volume whenever I don't know how it turned on because it's normally never on.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

Hey, did you watch um The Valley Season 3? Episode 1?

SPEAKER_03 27:47

I did. Can we just talk about how uh Lacey is?

unknown 27:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Watch out though.

SPEAKER_03 27:54

Send us a cease and desist.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

I hope so. Do it, bitch. Send me a cease and desist. See what happens. Not much, because I ain't worth shit. We ain't got anything in our names. And I'm all for Kristen. I am team Kristen Doty. I've been team Kristen Doty for the longest time.

SPEAKER_03 28:17

Yeah. Brittany, I'm sorry. I feel like it's like it's going too fast. Janet, you're still little you look like you've lost 80 pounds. You're a stick.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

She's on that GLP one.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Why? She was tiny.

SPEAKER_01 28:40

I just made that up, but stop.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

I feel like it's like the stress from these friendships.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Oh, for sure, but she's on TV. She's everything she's ever wanted to be now.

SPEAKER_03 28:56

She's a weirdo.

SPEAKER_01 28:59

She has posters of Sheena's shade on her wall.

SPEAKER_03 29:01

Not Sheena, not Sheena. Um quit trying to act like you're grown and sophisticated. And Luke, are you the baby daddy?

SPEAKER_01 29:11

Because uh Ocean, is it Ocean?

SPEAKER_03 29:15

Sosa.

SPEAKER_01 29:16

Sosa? Sosa looks like Luke.

SPEAKER_03 29:19

That's weird and creepy. When like I felt like we saw their genuine reactions. Her and uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_01 29:30

John Swartz.

SPEAKER_03 29:31

Huh?

SPEAKER_00 29:32

Zach.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

Yes. When they said who also does not know, they were all like what?

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Why the fuck is Zach on the Ozympic?

SPEAKER_03 29:44

Because he was feeling fat, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:47

I guess he was chunky, but now he's got a good like jawline and a good neck, but I'm like, dude, do it the right way. Work out, you lazy fuck.

SPEAKER_03 29:57

I will not ever do a GLP one. I'm too scared about going blind.

SPEAKER_01 30:03

I'm too scared about looking like um all the nasty fucking sticks out there.

SPEAKER_03 30:10

It's creepy. I'm gonna send you this girl. She's on it. She okay. I would compare her to me. Like what she looked like. And like me personally, like I see myself as like Tammy and Amy. That's how I like view myself.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Except pre-losing weight or post-lusion weight.

SPEAKER_03 30:27

Pre.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Um, but you're not 600 pounds.

SPEAKER_03 30:32

But sometimes I like have body dysmorphia where I'm like, man, I look so skinny and I'm not. So either way, I'm messed up. But like I see myself, like I, you know, you like see yourself like bigger than what you're doing.

SPEAKER_01 30:45

The mirror lies to you.

SPEAKER_03 30:47

So then I don't even know where I'm gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

I'm gonna touch on that in a minute. Because I'm like, what if I'm like the reverse shallow Hal?

SPEAKER_03 30:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:58

And I see myself skinny, but I'm really bad.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

She looks comparable to me, this girl on TikTok, like her before. So I'm like, okay, like she actually doesn't look that bad. So I'm like, maybe I don't look that bad. Well, then she like did an after with the GL. When I tell you her arms were from like obviously from her shoulder to like, I'm not kidding, below her knees. I'm like, what happened to your arm, Slender Man? Because something isn't right here.

SPEAKER_01 31:27

Her arm is like that long?

SPEAKER_03 31:29

They're creepy. I'm gonna send them to you. Something's a lot of the arm.

SPEAKER_01 31:35

I guess I'll stop. Yo, we're seeing Jesse Solomon in concert.

SPEAKER_03 31:40

I'm not a hate that guy.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

I guess I'll stop. He only has one song.

SPEAKER_03 31:47

I hate him. He's so annoying, he's so cringe.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

What's my son?

SPEAKER_01 32:02

Oh my goodness. Why are we like this lame on a Friday night? It's 10:30. We should out be clear.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

I'm having the time of my life right now, actually, so. I don't care what anyone tells me.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

Where did we stop giving my foot a bath?

unknown 32:25

That was a bath.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

You know what? That's what woke me up last night. Freaking Rex was looking my toe, and I'm like, why the hell are you looking at my toe? Get off of me.

SPEAKER_01 32:36

I love you, Bubba.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Where's this dang video? I gotta go back.

SPEAKER_00 32:44

Hey, where's the chapstick? Where's the chopstick? Where's the chapstick?

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Where's the chapstick? Where's the side? I'm sending it to you right now. I I wanted to watch you sitting on the toilet. I wanna watch you now watch it.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

Well, I'm on my phone recording, so if I do this, I won't be able to watch you.

SPEAKER_03 33:08

It's okay, you don't have to.

SPEAKER_01 33:09

Bitch, I see her arm though.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

You can already see it.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

Yeah, like what the fuck is her arm her arm is longer than my fucking leg? Two pumpkin pasties, please. Uh I don't have anything else. Do you have anything else?

SPEAKER_03 33:35

Did you watch that TikTok I sent you where they were playing that game where you have to you hit the letter and you said they had to.

SPEAKER_01 33:43

Yeah, we did that with the Grinch earlier in the interview.

SPEAKER_03 33:46

What?

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Is it the one where they hit the letter and they have to say a quote?

SPEAKER_03 33:51

Yes, but it wasn't the Grinch, it's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

SPEAKER_01 33:55

Yes, I watched that one. But originally they started with the Grinch.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

No, I well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, this one, this episode was the episode, like it's a fucking 30-minute This episode of Bluey is brought to you by Macaroni and Cheese. This is not PBS.

SPEAKER_01 34:17

First of all I've never watched PBS in my life.

SPEAKER_03 34:19

You've never watched Arthur.

SPEAKER_01 34:22

No.

SPEAKER_03 34:23

Oh, that's PBS is like the That really says a lot.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

PBS is like the white trash of television channel.

SPEAKER_03 34:32

Well then I'm white trash. Because I love it.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

What was on PBS? Clifford?

SPEAKER_03 34:39

Clifford. Dragon Tales, wasn't it?

SPEAKER_01 34:43

I never watched Dragon Tales.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

Was it Maya and Miguel?

SPEAKER_01 34:47

I don't know who those people are.

SPEAKER_03 34:50

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 34:54

She said this friendship is terminated.

SPEAKER_03 34:56

PBS shows.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

I mean, I know who Arthur is, but I've never watched it.

SPEAKER_03 35:07

You'll know. Arthur, Clifford, Curious George, Cyber Chase, you never watch Cyber Chase.

SPEAKER_01 35:14

No.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

Daniel the Tiger. That's but that's after our time. Dinosaur Train. That's after our time.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

Uh I guess I'll start. What about I mean, yeah, it was Sesame Street. Zoom?

SPEAKER_03 35:36

Zoom on.

SPEAKER_01 35:37

I don't know. I didn't watch Zoom.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Oh my god. Who are you?

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Okay, Zoom was I don't even know who you are.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Zoom was on PBS too. It's like a group of kids doing crazy weird stuff.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

Superheroes?

SPEAKER_03 35:55

Prominent Indian entertainment channel. No, this is not right. That is not Indian. A historic American educational children's program from 72 to 05. They would do it.

SPEAKER_04 36:10

PBS no longer a thing?

SPEAKER_03 36:13

They would do like little game they would play games and tell stories and like do crafts and stuff, I feel like.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

Did you watch Veggie Tales? Probably so.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales, Veggie Tales.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

Is that the theme song?

SPEAKER_03 36:48

Mm-hmm. Oh where is my hairbrush? Why a cucumber needs a hairbrush? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 36:56

Why was the tomato name Bob? Of all things.

unknown 36:59

Oh, where is my baby?

SPEAKER_01 37:01

And why were vegetables telling the story of the Bible?

SPEAKER_03 37:04

Where to keep us engaged.

SPEAKER_01 37:08

It didn't work.

SPEAKER_03 37:12

I was.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

I want vegetables to tell me the stories of like pirates.

SPEAKER_03 37:18

I want to know where I can stream the McDonald's movies.

SPEAKER_01 37:21

Oh, bitch. Bitch. We love that movies.

SPEAKER_03 37:27

We love that movies. Where?

SPEAKER_01 37:30

Tired, okay.

SPEAKER_03 37:31

Can I stream?

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Probably like Amazon Prime.

SPEAKER_03 37:36

Movies. I'll go get the movie.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

And if y'all don't know about the McDonald's movies, y'all missing out. Antonio, if you're listening to this right now.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

Hold on. The wacky adventures of Ronald McDonald is available on YouTube. Did you watch the documentary? There's a 77-minute document the documentary 770 minutes. 770 minutes. 77 minutes is on Tubi and Roku. What's 77 minutes?

SPEAKER_04 38:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Never mind. Never mind. Don't okay. I'm going to YouTube. The wacky adventures of I'm watching.

SPEAKER_01 38:13

We always like the haunted mansion one.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

I'm gonna make Wes watch the wacky adventures of Ronald McDonald. The wacky.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

I'm pretty sure we've discussed this and we just we found out they were on YouTube.

SPEAKER_03 38:28

Oh my god, there's 7,000 subscribers. This shit was so weird. Scared silly?

SPEAKER_01 38:37

Yeah, that's the haunted house one.

SPEAKER_03 38:41

Yep. I used to watch it. It's a season one, episode one.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

I used to watch that movie, and Casper meets Wendy all the time when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_03 38:50

I would say me too. Why are we both like the same?

SPEAKER_01 38:56

Are we twins separated at birth?

SPEAKER_03 39:00

What to say?

SPEAKER_01 39:01

You're my heterosexual soulmate.

SPEAKER_03 39:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

And I'm your homosexual soulmate.

SPEAKER_03 39:09

What?

SPEAKER_01 39:11

I'm your homosexual soulmate.

SPEAKER_03 39:14

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 39:15

I know some you might have somebody jealous of me saying that. Yes. You should dress up as Ronald McDonald for as Halloween.

SPEAKER_03 39:27

I might. My son might cry, but I might.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

She's not Ronald, she's Ronito.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

Remember this guy? Oh, it's starting. Never mind. Oh, I cannot wait to watch these.

SPEAKER_01 39:42

Hopefully your your son and daughter love them.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

I gosh. Every time I show it to you, it freaking starts playing. Either way.

SPEAKER_01 39:51

Gia's probably not old enough to know.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

She's not. Is that all we have?

SPEAKER_01 39:57

Yeah. I guess I'll start.

SPEAKER_03 40:01

It's been a lot of. Oh, Survivor. Did you watch Survivor? Are you caught up on Survivor?

SPEAKER_01 40:06

I'm not. I don't watch Survivor. But I know it's a triple elimination.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Triple elimination. Crazy.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

I'm pissed, Gimity is gone.

SPEAKER_03 40:15

It wasn't as um like. Game changing as Jeff made it seem like. Is it climactic or climac?

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Yeah. Climactic. Jeff was like, this is gonna change the game forever.

unknown 40:26

Why?

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Because you're gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_01 40:27

No, you just had a triple elimination.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

Whatever, Jeff. You make up lies.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Yeah, Jeff. Yeah, you're the biggest liar in the world.

SPEAKER_03 40:38

Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

And then Christian cheated apparently in the challenge and then it got called out.

SPEAKER_03 40:43

Who?

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Christian.

SPEAKER_03 40:46

She cheated.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

He cheated, uh, Christian.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

Oh, did he?

SPEAKER_01 40:52

He was leaning on the wall.

SPEAKER_03 40:55

Okay, well, I saw what who who like picked themselves up and like took their feet off, but was hanging there by their hands? And like it it was like almost it wasn't immediate where they were like, alright, you're out. Like she like sat there and she's like, I I can't do it anymore.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

I don't know. I didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

Either way, when you watch it, like it was weird because it was just like there's no one gonna say you're there's no one gonna say that you're done. Your your feet came off.

SPEAKER_01 41:21

I'm for listen, if I'm survivor and I'm already out of a challenge, um you best believe I'm gonna call people out for cheating. I one of my Well I'm gonna throw a coconut at you.

SPEAKER_03 41:33

What's a survivor quote that you say all the time?

SPEAKER_01 41:38

I don't think I ever say a survivor quote all the time. But my vocal stim that I say all the time is I'm in my mom's car.

SPEAKER_03 41:45

Broom broom. You already said this last time. Okay, one of my stims from Survivor is well, I have two. I've been bamboozled. Okay, there's the first one. The other one is I'm pissed. Like I'll just ring. Like when I'm mad, I'll just say, I'm pissed. Just like just like that.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Um, my other one is you bitch from Legally Blonde.

SPEAKER_03 42:14

Yep. You bitch. Oh, 1000%. I say help is on the way, dear, at least once a week. Um, and I got the door tour. I got the door tour.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

What else do I say? I had a list.

SPEAKER_03 42:35

I say, you're not very pretty, and you're not very bright.

SPEAKER_01 42:39

Yes. Oh, also, brother? Brother? Brother?

unknown 42:44

Brown?

SPEAKER_01 42:47

And I see you for what you truly are, which is ugly.

SPEAKER_03 42:51

Okay, I just said this the other day to Antonio's like, what's wrong with you? 1-800 Beat?

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

1-800 spank me. What's that from?

SPEAKER_01 43:04

Um I know that is that bring it on.

SPEAKER_03 43:07

It's a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 43:10

Oh, it's um Santa Claus.

SPEAKER_03 43:12

Yep. They took it out.

SPEAKER_01 43:19

Yes, they didn't. Sad. But it's on the VHS tape that I still have.

SPEAKER_03 43:23

Yep. You can't take it out of there unless you come and cut the film yourself.

SPEAKER_01 43:27

Yeah. I dare you to try to come to my house.

SPEAKER_03 43:31

I dare you to try to trespass.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

Yeah, I'll s I won't shoot you because I don't have a gun, but I'll I'll hurt you real good. Listen, at the end of the day, I'm tired, Carl's a mess, and we gotta go.

unknown 43:52

Carl.

SPEAKER_03 43:54

Carl, peace out, y'all.

unknown 43:59

Peace out.