Nosey Bitches with Jenna and Bob

Go gets some tums, old ass

Bob Gowen and Jenna Dennison Season 5 Episode 11

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Bob needs tums, like all the time. 

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Oh gosh, rough.

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It's rough, okay. It's the day.

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Why does she look like why does she look like the guy from Scary Movie when he's got his hair slicked back?

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Because I am.

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She said, Let me slick my hair back for this real quick. You know exactly who I'm talking about.

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Oh man. We've had a busy weekend, y'all. Bob ran a half marathon in two hours and two minutes, which for me personally, that sounds amazing because I could never. And then I'll my ass. I threw a home alone birthday party for a two-year-old because he's obsessed with home alone, and it was so fun.

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So let's get into it. I want to hear all about the birthday. Yeah.

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It put me into the Christmas spirit. I have, I mean, everything was perfectly executed, okay? So picture it. You walk into the house, because we do it at home. I'm one of those. We walk into the house on the entry table, there's a little table cover, and on it is Kevin's like silhouette. And he's holding, you know, the G-U-N. And it says, if you don't get your yellow no good keister off my property.

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And where did one get that at? Yeah.

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What? What was your question?

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Where did you find that at? Etsy?

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So then, you know, we have a lamp and then we have like a digital picture frame. So that was up. And then the like little like for his first birthday was Mickey Mouse. And we did ears as people walked in. Like people walked in and got headband ears. This year it was Christmas glasses or headbands.

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Okay.

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Okay. Then we you walk in, you go through the kitchen, all pizza, because you know, I had to get lunch. Cheese pizza only, right? A lovely cheese pizza just for him.

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Yeah.

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So I got him, I got him a small and then, you know, bought pizza for the rest of everybody else. Now that was kind of a downgrade from last year, because last year I cooked all the food. Oh. Not all of it. I bought sandwiches and then I cooked pasta. Made like, I think we had a salad. I can't remember. Then you go down to where the party is. And I had a banner. Oh, I can show you the banner. My coworker. She's well, she's an art teacher, so she's very creative and artistic.

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Artistic.

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This was the banner.

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Cute!

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And then the cake. It had the home alone little people on it.

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Nice. Where'd you find those at?

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Um, well the um our six-year-old, he liked he loves Home Alone too. Like, I mean, we watch it a lot between the both of them, but I uh got them for him for Christmas.

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Okay, nice.

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And so it worked out perfect that Wes has an obsession with Home Alone as well. So I put him right on the cake. Didn't have to pay for a custom cake or anything. I just put the little people on there.

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There you go.

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I mean, look at him.

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We'll get him.

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How do you not think that's the cutest thing ever. It was so fun. And then the tablecloths were And you had the movie on in the background. Yes. So upstairs. Here, I'll zoom in on the tablecloth.

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Cute.

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Those were on both tables, the gift table and oh, and I forgot. Look at this. The plates. And napkins were like Christmas light bulbs.

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Fun.

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I'm just like, yep. And then there's a banner. Or there was a a photo station. Not a photo booth, a station. So there were it was this was the background. Christmas trees in red.

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Yes.

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Yes. I I am a good party thrower.

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You should have got a cardboard cutout of Kevin.

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I should have, but I'm a procrastinator, so I didn't start putting everything together until like this past week. Like I had it in my head. I had it in my head, but I didn't like start ordering stuff, and then I was like freaking out because I when I ordered it, you know how Amazon Prime is, even though you pay to get it. That's such a lie. It's such a scam. I think we need to start a class action lawsuit.

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I'm down. I am I'm way down. However, I um get stuff the same day most times.

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There's a few things, but the stuff I need is very specific. So that's not my fault. They shouldn't make a promise that they can't keep.

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I get it. I get it. I alright, Amazon. We're Jeff Bezos, we're coming for you unless you pay us five billion dollars.

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Yeah, Jeff. So one of my favorite one of my favorite pictures from the party, and I won't show because I don't know if my sister would want me to. My sister's fiance dressed up as Buzz. So he's wearing like a Christmas sweater, loafers, like khakis, his high school like Letterman jacket, and then he carried around his eye her iPad with an old picture of her. She was so like young. And we were like, Buzz, your girlfriend, wolf.

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Wolf.

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Fun cookie.

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That is funny.

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And then I told Antonio, I was like, I don't know how many more like themed parties I have in me because it's a lot of work.

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It is a lot of work. And you don't get to enjoy it because you want to make sure everyone else is having a good time.

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I was literally working on my house until the party was at two, and I think I was working on my house until like at least like 1.30 or 125 because then I had to shower before everybody came.

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Right.

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So it was worth it though. A home alone party. How often do you hear about a home alone birthday party?

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That's true. That's true. So you should have done Home Alone 2 birthday party because he was turning two.

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We did Home Alone West Turns 2.

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Okay.

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And then upstairs we had Home Alone 1 playing. Downstairs we had Home Alone 2 playing in the basement. And so uh Disney's, I don't know if this is a new feature, but now it plays a movie. Like it plays like another of that movie or a movie like it after autoplay, I guess. So after Home Alone 1 went off upstairs, Home Alone 2 started.

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Okay, okay.

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And then down here when Home Alone 2 was over, it went back to Home Alone.

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I am this might be a very hot take. I really like Home Alone 3.

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I love Home Alone 3.

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Right. And I think it gets too much hate.

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People are such haters because I'm like, Alex was smart. You're just mad because you're not as smart as him.

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Right. He took on four like spot Russian spies. Come on.

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And his family who was against him? Come on.

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Right. Right. Alex. You got a parrot and a mouse.

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Alex, you're just faking calling 911.

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Come on.

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And then they got really bad after that. Home alone four, five, and I think six.

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And then when the lady goes down in the like the elevator shoot thing. And she's all like, or was it the guy?

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Um, it was the guy.

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Okay. Yep.

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Classic movie.

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It's a good one.

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Yeah, that's a good one. Snaps for Home Alone 3. I can't snap with my right fing my right hand, so let's talk about my weekend real quick.

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Okay.

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So I signed up for this half marathon on Super Bowl Sunday, so two months ago. The most preparer pre prepping prep preparing prep preparation that I had done was the last Saturday when I ran seven miles. Prior to that, I was doing like one, two, four, half a mile. So it's like, uh, you know, I'm good, whatever. Like we signed up to finish it like in like two and a half hours, but like as things are going like throughout the week, so like, yeah, no, I think we can do better. So our goal was an hour and 50 minutes.

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Okay, but you were not far off.

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I wasn't far off. I was good, like I was ahead of pace until mile eight.

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So, what was your pace then total? Like when you were done.

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Um, around 9 16.

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That's not bad. I couldn't like right now, if I ran a mile, honestly, I should go try to do it for fun just to see what my time is because I know it's bad. Like high school, my high school mile was like 13 minutes. I can only imagine what it is now.

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My high school mile was five minutes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So um I was a slow ass.

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We're getting out there, but mile four, like I ran off my friend, and my we're uh passing people left and right, and mile four comes.

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And you're like, Oh yeah, I'm doing amazing. You jumped.

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Then mile four comes, and I'm like, go on ahead, and he's like, shit, it's done. But you know, sometimes when you're working out, you're like, Yeah, you feel good. Sometimes when you're working out, you're like, today's not the day.

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Yeah.

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And so like I was not really gonna work out. And so like I had him in my like my my view till mile late, and then the hill came. And I said, Oh fuck. And then I had to start like walk running in intervals. And this one guy's like, keep going, keep going. I was like, I can keep going, but my knees can't. And he's like, Okay. So I have my headphones in, and I can't even hear the music anymore.

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Now, is your friend running with you the whole time?

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No, he took off at mile four and left me. I I told him to go ahead.

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Okay.

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So I have my headphones in, I have my my workout playlist, it's like all hardcore gangster rap, some Disney as well.

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But I can never run to Disney music.

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Oh, it was like Hannah Montana.

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I don't think I can run to that.

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And so by mile nine.

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Now that I can run to that.

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That was one of the songs that played.

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Okay, I can run to that.

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But mile nine, I couldn't hear anything anymore. I think like I just like I heard everybody else around me. I zoned the music out, and I finally crossed the finish line. And my my my friend's wife recorded me crossing the line, and I thought I was going so fast. And I saw the video, and I'm like, uh I was so embarrassed to look at this video. But who in like why don't we do this to ourselves? I'm like, this is the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

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Like, why are why are this torture?

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Literally, by mile four, like, so you run down one part of the street at the end of the race, you're running down this.

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You used to run cross country. What was the most you ran for cross country?

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Nine miles.

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Okay, so this is nothing new.

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Correct, but I haven't ran like this in years. So by mile four.

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I'm gonna practice. I want to do like I know my limits.

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Let me tell you where I really wanted my first point of stopping is mile four. It's like yo, fuck it. And I look over to the left at the other side of the course, and people are almost done. I'm at 40 minutes, like I'm at like 38 minutes, and people are like mile 10 already.

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What was it just like a loop, a loop, a loop?

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So you start down a road, uh, you go all the way down, you loop a park, and then you come and run down that the other side of the road.

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Okay, so you just keep going. So people were like actively passing you the whole time.

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Well, on the other side of the road.

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Literal laps around you.

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No, so there's a road, there's like a a grass median, and then there's the other it's a one-way street. So you run down one way, you that and I'm like, holy shit, it's we're 38 minutes, and then these people are almost done. The fastest person ran it in just over an hour.

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13 miles, 13.1 miles.

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Correct, and an hour, just one hour and six minutes. Five minutes and ten seconds, or some shit like that.

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Like to consistently keep a five-minute mile the whole time is insane to me.

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I can then you see them like you're doing their cooldown run, running like three miles. I'm like, oh my god, kill me. Why? But like then, my friend and I were like, Yeah, let's sign up for the marathon. Yeah.

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They ran three more extra miles.

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Yeah. So my friend and I were like, Yeah, you know, let's take a break. We and then we're texting each other. Last night my feet were killing me, my my butt cheeks were chaved. This morning my shoulders are sore. And we're like, Yeah, let's sign up for the full marathon in October. No, you signed up, not yet, but we're talking about it.

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I was gonna say, you signed up on a on a 13.1 mile high. You're crazy.

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You're feeling Oh, I was feeling great after this. I was eating some bananas, drinking a beer, went to brunch, and then I came home and I took a nap and I woke up and I was nauseous. I'm like, is this normal? I am naughty.

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It's normal because you're old. That's how I felt I was on the ground, like helping West open his presents. So, like, see, we didn't have to do that on his first birthday because people were like, Oh, like, he's one. We don't need to see him open. No, I felt like, you know, it's he's at a fun age, so he's right. He likes the paper. Yeah, yes. Oh, love the paper. So then why am I sitting down there and I couldn't get up? I'm like, someone's gonna have to help me get up. I'm too old for this.

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For sure. No, I feel great. Like I burned like 2,000 calories. Yeah, and I I like I'm taking today off from working out. Like, I've gotten and I went for some walks, with Duke for a walk, and I feel good. Tomorrow, the start of lifting weights, yoga, we're gonna do some more running. We're preparing for that hat, that full marathon.

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You're starting tomorrow, yeah. And say, who's this friend?

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Like a worked friend. No, he's a friend uh from so a worked friend, it's his neighbor, and then we became friends.

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Well, you're really not allowed to have other friends, but okay.

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What about you, bitch? You had a whole party and didn't invite any of any of me.

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I knew you're running a half marathon, or else you came because it's home alone.

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No, that's true. That's true. Speaking of home alone, I saw it on TikTok yesterday hours for a birthday party.

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No.

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Home alone. Macaulay Culkin earns $20 million in residuals every December.

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Every year.

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Yes.

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He doesn't have to work just because that's when people play it.

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Yes.

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You know what they cut me a check because I watch that I watch Home Alone 1 and 2 at least once a day. He's probably like why are my residuals going up?

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Right. Like um in March. I got a residual check in March for like $500 million. It's because of Jenna.

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It's it's from St. Louis, Missouri. You know what? They should surprise me at my door. Like, they come with a check. They're like, congratulations, you watched Home Alone 1 and 2 the most.

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World's biggest fan! You did it!

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You did it. Wes like knows the words, it's like so cute. He'll be like, Mom, Dad, Buzz, Megan? I'm like, you're the cutest thing on earth.

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That means he has seen that movie way too many times.

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Too much. Like in some of his pictures yesterday, he was going like this. Like when he was taking pictures of everybody, he's going, was he really?

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That's cute.

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And he people were like I said, wear Christmas, like wear Christmas shirts or a Christmas attire. So I had like Christmas, like he was wearing blue, uh, black and red, like the checkered pajamas. So he looks like Kevin. And then everybody, some people were wearing like Christmas shirts, some people were wearing Christmas pajamas. It was so fun.

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Fun.

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That's a that's a fun theme, especially for someone like me who loves Christmas and home alone.

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We're only like 26 Fridays away till Christmas.

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That's insane.

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And I uh so Scott is going. We were supposed to go to New York in August for the US Tennis Open, but I'm not going now. And then he's going in Jul in June for some work that I can't go for. So I was like, you go to New York twice without me? No, you're taking me in December for Christmas. And he said, Okay, we'll go. I'm like, oh, that's you're right. We're going, you know.

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Yes.

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So let's get into it. Because the biggest thing in the world that happened this week, I don't know if your TikTok has been all, but my TikTok has been nothing about but Coachella for the last two days.

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So it's not my TikTok that's Coachella, it's my Facebook because of like the reality pages I follow.

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Yeah. Like, okay, so my biggest two takeaways right now the fact that so many people are getting scammed, they're buying from resellers, going to night one. No, so this is what's happening. They're going to day one, got in. Day two, the people who sold them the passes are reporting them stolen. So they've already paid for the week pass the weekend pass.

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And they're hold on, so they're reporting them stolen, so are they getting a refund for the ticket?

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Yeah, they're getting their money back. Not the people who bought the resale tickets, the people who sold them are reselling the ticket. The reselling the ticket over and over again to make all this money.

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Oh wow.

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The second thing is people are paying tens of thousands of dollars to go to Coachella. And I'm like, I don't want to sleep in the desert on the ground.

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I'm sorry, that's like the last thing I've ever wanted to do.

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The shittiest hotel was like $9,000 for the weekend.

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No thanks. I'm good. And I'm not rich enough.

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So I mean, yeah, I would love to see the Beebs in concert. And he played like 40 songs last night.

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He did so many of his old songs. Someone they're like, I love that Justin like went back to his old songs, but I wish it would have been longer. I'm like, how he did so many? Like, how could it have been longer?

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Right. He went on at 1125 and played like 40 songs. It was probably two and a half, three hours long.

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That's a lot of effort on his part. Right. I feel like like good for him.

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And he's got to do it again next weekend. Like, come on, people, be appreciative.

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Some people were there was a rumor, which Siza denies, that she was like the backup if he were to not show up. Like a lot of people were thinking he wasn't gonna show up, but she denies the rumors.

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I would get down with Sizza. Like, I would pay a lot of money to see Sciza in concert.

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I love her music.

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But like the stuff I've seen on TikTok and Twitter, it's been great. His voice sounded a little rough, and I don't know if that's just because he's older.

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Older, probably like exactly exhaustion.

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Yeah. But the concerts and Sabrina Carpenter put on a show on Friday.

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Oh, did you see the drama with her? When she got onto the fan for yodeling, and then people were like yodeling, it was like a it was like a cultural thing, and they're like, She said that she didn't. Know and then people are like, how like she's so well traveled, how does she not know? And I'm like, I didn't watch, so I don't know, but I'm just like, can we just stop, bro? Like, no, there's probably three three hundred thousand people there.

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Like, how would she know that was a culture thing in the moment?

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Right. And she apologized. And like, I I do I understand all the sides, trust me, I do. But like, let's really like think to ourselves like, do you really think she meant that? Like, like the way that people were thinking, come on. And I'm not gonna fan.

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Oh, love Sabrina.

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But I'm people who were people, not who people who were there, people who watched it like in the moment said like she was very rude. It was like how she was like how she went about it. Maybe not as much as her like not knowing, but like how she was talking to her, like to a fan. Because like pee like celebrities also get a little crazy. Like thinking like chap uh what's her name? Chapel Room Chapel Rome cancel her ass. And I'm so ever I'm so glad everyone's on her ass.

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Right. And then they say all of these people who are going to Coachella, like the the Instagram influencers and TikTok influencers and celebrities have to go about everything the same way as like the general mission people. Like, but they're being so rude to these people, they're fans. Like, yeah, I get it. Probably don't want to spend your day taking photos with people. You'd rather be at the concert.

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Who cares? People are spending thousands of dollars a day to be there.

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Right.

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That's your job. Just like, you know, like when me being a teacher, there are parts of my job that are not like the greatest, but that's my job. I cannot complain about certain things when I got into this role. Right.

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You're getting paid celebrity staff there. Yeah, you're getting paid to be there. Post your stories, post your TikTok.

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Shut up. I hate it. It's wild, like millionaires.

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Wild to like listen to people talk about how Coachella used to be to what it is now. It's really just like a huge influencer event versus back in the day it was like the love of music.

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Yes. Like people were there for like uh the right reasons.

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Now it's like I just want to brag that I'm at Coachella, and because I can afford not to be like, like people are going to say they are at Coachella.

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It's like not like a genuine experience.

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You know what? I've never You know what? Back in the day when we would go to what Point Fest was it Point Fest that we went to? Like we went for the music. We went because like it was it was cool. Now I couldn't tell you, like probably at seven-eighths of the bands that are there, and people were acting like they're the biggest fan. I'm just like people and you couldn't catch me at a festival now. Hell no. Being stuck in a crowd with the city.

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Sorry, I like washing my ass every day.

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You can't move. What if you have to piss? You can't move because you're stuck there. Yeah, no. No. I don't want to sit at home in bed watching it on TV. If I can watch it on YouTube for free, hell yeah.

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I'm not even like watching it. I've watched like snippets of I watch snippets of Justin Bieber. That's it.

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Yeah. Oh goodness. Anyway.

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We don't have like one, I don't have the time. Nor do I have the patience.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I did I had nothing but time yesterday laying in bed all day.

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Yeah. Okay, let's get into the next part of Noah Beck's sixth sister. So I like very Wild. Like Noah Beck was like maybe like someone I'd seen like one time on TikTok prior to this. But now like she was weird. I'm like, this whole like if you read all the messages, so back backstory.

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Did you read some of them?

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Yes, backstory, she is like in her early 20s.

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Yeah.

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The kid that she so she's a teacher in Arizona, along with an old lady who was a teacher in Arizona. Apparently, both of them were talking and messing with this kid.

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They were grooming him, is what they were saying.

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And then like Haley, like if you read the text, like she was actually like, Don't compare me to Miss B, like the other teacher. Like, like she knew that that's what like it's like they she they those teachers were going to school with him, and like they were all in a friend group, and like he was messing with both of them.

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Like she knew the stuff he was saying to Haley Beckham, like he was like insulting her, and she was feeding it insulting. Yes.

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And then she seemed she came off as the teenager.

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Yes.

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And she's like, basically, like this age gap doesn't matter. And then you have people are like, Huh, if I if if I was a student and and this happened to me, I would never tell. No, like this is disgusting.

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No, yeah, no, like in what their right minds looks at it like you're in your early 20s, regardless like how big or little the age gap is.

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You are an author like an authority figure to these kids.

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They're children now.

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You're disgusting. Like she was going to his football game, she had a cop boyfriend. You're going to this football games.

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She had snuck into his window before.

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She did?

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Yeah, there was apparently messages. I didn't read them, but something like that. Yes. Like people he was telling her, like, go down this road, come in this window. I'm like, so clearly she had done it before.

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And then he was going to her apartment. She was buying him gifts. They were doing stuff in her car. Like, I don't know. Like, I feel we're only hearing about her, but like, what about the old lady? The other teacher that got fired for all this. And apparently, everyone knew.

SPEAKER_00

Right. So why did it go on for as long as it did?

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It's disgusting.

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People are saying that.

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And I think pedophiles should all be in jail.

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Noah is gonna reap the um.

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And that's unfair to him.

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Right. Like he's they say he might lose sponsorships and stuff because of this.

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And that's not fair.

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Yeah.

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I understand being like connected to it and linked to it, but that's not fair. He didn't do that.

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Right. For sure.

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Come on.

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So he's supposed to be on the new Baywat show that comes out.

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Yeah.

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And so, like, people like, is he gonna get pulled? Are they gonna um uh have to reshoot stuff? Right. So hopefully Noah. Well, because he's not the one who was being a pervert, so don't punish Noah.

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I don't know anything about the kid, but people who just are connected because they're related or whatever, that's not that's not right.

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Right.

SPEAKER_01

Like you like, I would hope to think like he does not know, like did not know a thing about it.

SPEAKER_00

I wouldn't think so. So don't be a pervert. If you're an adult, don't room children.

SPEAKER_01

It's this world is sick.

SPEAKER_00

Right. I was just thinking about there was something that I am so donezo with Hayley Beck.

SPEAKER_01

I'm done seeing her. And then did you see your like video of her like dancing? I'm like, you are so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_00

You're very cringe, like you are making me want to like throw up.

SPEAKER_01

Why are you trying to be a teenager? But I was just thinking, because my sister, so her and her fiance, if they don't get married next. Oh no. If they were to not get married by next year, because she wants to get married in 27, she wanted, she's like, well, then we'll just go to the courthouse. I'm like, okay, well, what do you want to do for your like wedding? Like, what's your plan? And she's like, she wants they want to go on a cruise and like get married that way. I was like, okay, I was like, well, I don't really want to take a baby on a cruise. I was like, well, babies can't go on cruises, and she's like, yes, they can. And I'm like, no, like they have to be one or above. And so, but Gia will be. So then uh I was like, but who wants to go on a cruise with babies? Like, that does not sound fun, right?

SPEAKER_00

That does not sound fun, not at all.

SPEAKER_01

Well, they have like the kids' club. I'm like, I'm not giving my I'm not putting my kids in the kids club. And I was like, they're living in my and she's like, Well, Jalen will be there. I was like, I'm not putting my kids in a kids club where they so they can be touched. Like, heck no.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And she's like, well, you don't know who will be in there with them. I'm like, and Jalen will be like, he'll be like playing, and they'll be like, okay, don't worry, we're gonna take her into the room and change her diaper, but nothing to see here. And he'll be like, okay, like I'm like, no. So that if I if we have to do that, like she's gonna be with me at all times. Well, both my kids.

SPEAKER_00

It's so sad that the world has come to that.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like you have to think like that.

SPEAKER_00

Right, you have to think 10 steps ahead for everything.

SPEAKER_01

So common. I mean, look in in our hometown, like, they're always talking about like the nasty, the nasty people who are like attending church for them. And like right.

SPEAKER_00

People we went to school with, I'm like, Or like the businesses they own.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm like, and people just like are fine with it. No okay, so did you do you watch Temptation Island?

SPEAKER_00

Um, no, I do not.

SPEAKER_01

Ugh. So we just started last night, like the first 20 minutes of like them introducing the couples. When I tell you, I don't know where they got the ugly guys that they picked this this season. Like the girls are like halfway, well, pretty like they're actually pretty to me and like look decent. The guys we were with, I'm like, are you serious? This is who you're going to Temptation Island over? Like, are you serious? So isn't the point of the show you go with couples? It was his idea. It was his idea. I was like, I'm sure it was because he wants to like mess around and be like, it's cause the show. One guy on there, he looks 10 years old, his hair is a joke, and he got one bracelet. And I'm like, it's probably on accident that you got one bracelet, or they forced a girl to give you a bracelet because you didn't get a bracelet, and no one wanted to cheat on your lady with you.

SPEAKER_00

Because you're ugly and so they're supposed to cheat.

SPEAKER_01

So Temptation Island, they all show up to an island because they've had past like mishaps in their relationships, and so they're coming on the island to prove their loyalty.

SPEAKER_00

But their exes are there, right?

SPEAKER_01

Yes, but then the boys and the girls, so they're all sitting there, it's four couples, they're all sitting there, and for the guys, here comes 10 or 12 girls, and the girls come out and they come out with like these lines, and they're like, I'm a teacher, but the only F I'm gonna give is to you. And I'm not talking about the grade, like it's like stupid stuff like that, and then they give a bracelet. So the the girls who come out, like the line of girls that come out for the temp the tempters, they give a bracelet to the guy that they like find attractive right off the bat. Okay, so I tell you the ugly one of the ugliest guys there got five bracelets. I was like, are you serious? Hold on, I gotta show you the hold on, hold on. I'm gonna say so. If I let me explain the rest. So then all the girls leave.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Now a line of guys come out to give the bracelets to the girls in the relationships that they find attractive. So the couples get to see who is interested in their significant other. Then the boys and the girls go to separate villas. And they live in separate quarters. So they're living with their tempters. They're partying with their tempters, they're playing games with their tempters, they're kissing, forming relationships with doing other things with these tempters. And then every week or every like few days or whatever, they go to a little like sit-down and they watch, they get to watch snippets of the their couple's weeks. Hold on. Antonio needs to make these kickers.

SPEAKER_00

Why would you want to go on this show?

SPEAKER_01

Exactly. So, like when the girl's like, it was his idea, and I'm like, Yeah, he's the cheater. Of course it's his idea.

SPEAKER_00

Why would you and then to be a tempter, like that's a bad look for you as well. To be a tempter, like you're just showing the public that you're willing to.

SPEAKER_01

She's like, I may look like I'm a tiny package, and then she turns around, but this booty ain't. And I'm like, You're so cheesy. Like, it's like, hold on, let me show you the.

SPEAKER_00

I would turn this off in like 20 minutes. No, it's so this show would not last long.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on, temptation island.

SPEAKER_00

That's just more people who want to be influencers.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, no, I see you watching. Like, when you see these people, you're gonna like. Okay, here's couple number one. They're they actually look okay.

SPEAKER_00

He's a little goofy looking.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, okay, that's what I'm saying. Antonio. This is the couple two, and I cannot believe like when I tell you he talks and you think Martin Lawrence, like, he's a huge, like, goofy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And then there's the other one. Hold on. Okay, this this couple. It's not a very good pic. Like, look at him. Like, are you serious? He got one bracelet.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

So the first two the first two I showed you each got five bracelets. He got one. Now let me get a picture of the other one I'm saying is hideous. Like, when I tell you I am not at all. Like when I see him, I'm like, are you 10? What is their names? The name I I can't remember their names right now.

SPEAKER_00

It's okay. Temptation Island. It was a show. I'm I'm assuming there's a show that was on back in the day as well, and they brought it back.

SPEAKER_01

So hold on. It used to be it used to be on USA.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

For like 12 10 to 12 seasons. I can't remember. Like maybe more. And it was like. I used to watch it on USA, but then like they quit showing it on USA and Netflix picked it up. Here he is. Oh my gosh. You're gonna like die when you see this guy. I'm like, are you serious?

SPEAKER_00

What in the hair?

SPEAKER_01

And then look at his necklace. It's a pearl necklace.

SPEAKER_00

Is it pearls? Yeah. He's felt like he's the cheater for sure.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah. So I'm like, I cannot take you people serious if this is who. If this is who you're I just can't.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It reminds me of a Paradise Hotel that I used to love back in the day.

SPEAKER_01

Oh my god, I watched Paradise Hotel.

SPEAKER_00

Two tickets to paradise.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, he went bye-bye. Where are you at? There you are.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, I used to watch Paradise Hotel and I probably shouldn't have been watching that when I was like nine years.

SPEAKER_01

I'm saying my mom, it was because my mom watched it, I think. Now I'm such a psycho. Like when my kids are like I put like locks on stuff and I make everything like only child appropriate. So you have to on everything. I know. But you want to know why? Because one day I walked in and I didn't think I had to like I didn't think that they would like be watching this stuff. So I'm in the living room, like with the littles. They were in they were in one of their rooms, both watching TV together, and I walk in because they weren't responding to me. Like I was have I was cut telling them lunch was ready or something. And so I go in and when I tell you they're on like they're in the middle of a season of too hot to handle, I'm like, absolutely not. I'm like, what are we doing? So I had to Yeah. That was when I was like, oh, so this is what I so I had to delete, I had to delete like certain like app, like little like TV apps off of the TV, and then I had to put a pin, I had to make every I had to make their profiles, I had to put pins on the adult profiles so that they could just only go into the kids' profiles. I'm like, the like the stuff like that's what these kids are so out of control for because they have access to everything. I'm like, nope, I'm one of those psychos now.

SPEAKER_00

Right, and too hot to handle is not the show.

SPEAKER_01

Everything that you kids need to be watching is not appropriate. It's that okay, so I had to put locks on it.

SPEAKER_00

Right. Wild.

SPEAKER_01

But I'm a crazy, like, parental control lady. Robo mom.

SPEAKER_00

That's okay. You gotta keep them kids young.

SPEAKER_01

Really? That's the problem. Okay, now for the grand finale of our episode, because I was so excited, the Laguna Beach Reunion last night. Because I was like, I have to watch this before we before we meet.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And okay, the only the only problem It was such a nostalgia feeling. And may I don't know if you can pay to not, but all the ads, it took forever to get through. Right.

SPEAKER_00

Right. An hour and a half show took two hours.

SPEAKER_01

It felt so long, and it felt like it was dragging on and dragging on and dragging on. I'm like, can we just get correct through it? And when everyone was like, I've hooked everyone had hooked up with Dieter, I was dying.

SPEAKER_00

I was shocked. Of all people, like when they showed a show young Dieter, I'm like, just go.

SPEAKER_01

So when we watched Laguna Beach, when it was on in real time, because my sister was obsessed with Laguna Beach. Like she had the DVDs, like see all the three seasons. She was a Kristen fan. Okay. We both obviously thought Steven was so hot. But and I thought Talon was cute too. But we were both Steven fans, but she was Team Kristen, and I was Team LC.

SPEAKER_00

Team LC and the first one.

SPEAKER_01

I remember watching this. Looking back on it. I was Team Chris, and I was like, yeah, I bet you were. I bet you were.

SPEAKER_00

The most wild transformation for me out of everybody is Steven Caludin. Going from Laguna Beach to One Tree Hill, I'm like, the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_01

I thought you were talking about like look-wise. I'm like, um, he's actually still handsome, thank you. No, he still looks the same. I'm talking about like so nerdy.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Trey. Trey looks a little f wonky as well. Um to me, it was crazy that Christina went through like a drug addiction phase. But it was probably due to the fact that she was raised in such a like a conservative household.

SPEAKER_01

Yes. I think that d they were just kids, like and then I totally forgot about that part where Steven yelled at Kristen on spring break. And when he said that, I was like, everyone was just like, and he seems like so sad that he said that. I'm like, you were drunk in a c like you were a teenager. Who was like when they were all like, where was my mother? I'm like, who literally let you guys go to Calbo on spring break as children?

SPEAKER_00

My mom wouldn't even let me drive to St. Louis by myself as a in when I was 17.

SPEAKER_01

I didn't get my license until I was 17.

SPEAKER_00

Like I had to like go with somebody too. If I wanted to go to the mall in St. Louis, I had to either go with my parents or my friends.

SPEAKER_01

Let alone ride with Miranda because Miranda had the license. And Miranda, we would we would drive up. We would take the uh like 67 all the way up to the city. Where it turned into like Jefferson Boulevard and then turned into Lee May Ferry. Like that whole side road.

SPEAKER_00

67 doesn't go to St. Louis.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I'm saying? Like I'm trying to say, like, through Festus, and then we'd have to go. It was like all the side roads. Like not the highway. She would not drive on the highway. Not because she couldn't, because she was like scared to. And I'm like, oh my gosh, this is taking forever.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, my no, my parents would never let me go to Cabo as a high schooler.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

I guess that's the difference between rich parent rich families and normal families. And it's just crazy to think. You know, like at the beginning of every episode, it always said like the people, the places in the stories that were real.

unknown

See?

SPEAKER_00

But no.

SPEAKER_01

Lee May Ferry is 61, 67. Because Lee May Fairy then turns into Jeff Co Boulevard.

SPEAKER_00

You can legit take Lee May Ferry from St. Louis all the way to Highway 67?

SPEAKER_01

I'm looking right now. I'm pretty sure. Because it's 6167 is what it's like technically. Yeah, it goes all the way.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I guess in instead of getting on the highway, would you like it would drive you like through Festus? Okay, now I know. It's like that makes sense.

SPEAKER_01

It's like the whole back road. Like that whole it goes all the way up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that's too doing too much. Back roads, uh-uh. But I will say the Laguna Beach was like, they're very like healing. I'm like, oh, the world is complete now that Kristen and Lauren are like it was so nice that they like they've obviously they're in their 40s.

SPEAKER_01

I was like looking up their ages, I'm like, they're 40 years old.

SPEAKER_00

But you know what? A lot of the stories that they were telling on Laguna Beach in the Hills were fabricated. Production pushed for these stories. So they really didn't like each other, but they didn't hate each other by the time the hills came around.

SPEAKER_01

Like it was perpetuated by MTV. Like growing up, that's like the biggest was also a scam. Growing up and realizing all these shows were so fake.

SPEAKER_00

Oh my god, MTV, more like um scripted.

SPEAKER_01

Was it Alex or was it Christina who said that they they're like, yeah, my line was always like talk to Steven today? Like, she's like, I was so tired of talking about that was Alex, yeah. How's Steven? Steven right when they didn't know.

SPEAKER_00

We all know Stern. Should I say half a pound or have a half a pound? Half a pound? Do boys like feta cheese?

SPEAKER_01

Like they were my car is done so and it was sad when they like showed all the like stuff with like the brother, the parents.

SPEAKER_00

Right.

SPEAKER_01

But it was nice, it was very nostalgic.

SPEAKER_00

We have one more thing.

SPEAKER_01

A full circle moment.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Like the Lagoon Beach Circle can finally be closed. Now we transition into Summer House because Sierra is killing it. I know you're not a Sierra.

SPEAKER_01

I am not, but I tell Antonio all the time. But when she interviewed, I will I'm not fans of people, but I always root I will always root for the underdog. Like when I watch Survivor, I'm always rooting for the people on the bottom. When I watch Big Brother, even if I don't like them, I'm always rooting for the underdog to come out on top. But then when they're not the underdog anymore, then I flip the script and I'm back to the other underdogs. I'm a flip flopper.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So I'm not a I'm not a your Sierra fan, but I told Antonio, but she means well and she's like a good person. So I'm I would never like root against her.

SPEAKER_00

She really is. When she was interviewing Sydney Sweeney, and was like, what would you do if your husband your best friend took your ex-boyfriend? I'm like, oh shit. And so um, you know, Amana finally made a public statement and it felt very like um VR calculated.

SPEAKER_01

And party with West. They were spotted making out.

SPEAKER_00

Well, she also needs to make her brand post so she can get paid. Loser behavior, Lynn or But rumor has it West may not be going to the reunion. And people are like, if Tom Sandoval can show up, you can show up.

SPEAKER_01

It starts with a P, I'm not gonna say it. But that is what he is. That is West Wilson.

SPEAKER_00

Oh. Oh, and then did you did you see that he wants to lead a summer house Lake of the Ozarks?

SPEAKER_01

Now we've already said that. We already said if we want to do that.

SPEAKER_00

But it's like Yes. And you know, they already filmed a Lake of the Ozarks reality TV show back in the day. And it never came to be.

SPEAKER_01

So yeah, he if he doesn't show up, that's what he is. And if he doesn't try to take all the heat, then really, Amanda, is that someone you want to be with? And he's been talking to other people. People are literally I was I've been with him in the time that he's been with Amanda. So make it make sense, West. You're a piece of you know what.

SPEAKER_00

So three weeks. We have two more episodes of Summer House, and then we have uh the reunion which they're filming this week and in the city, so it's about to get filming the reunion this week, real juicy, and yes. So I'm ready for Lindsay to get activated.

SPEAKER_01

I'm ready for Sierra to show up looking amazing, and you know what? Not crying. I don't want her to cry. I want her to be like, I hope this is the thing that really makes her realize like, get over.

SPEAKER_00

Fuck you. Fuck yourself with the cheese grater. I'm a Dementor. I know you like Harry Potter. Like, bring the Ariana treatment, and you will get everything that you want. I want I want Wes to leave Summer House. I want it to be Sierra Jesse, Mia, KJ, Bailey.

SPEAKER_01

I need something different. Did you know? I think this season's great.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they sold they're selling it, so maybe it's not a good one. Sad to think because they brought some great casts in the back.

SPEAKER_01

Bring Martha's Vineyard back.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, Martha's Vineyard was great.

SPEAKER_01

I can't believe that was canceled. Maybe they need to that pissed me off.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it was good. That was good stuff. So I but you know what? I would feel bad because people like Bailey and Mia and KJ have brought a lot to the show. Poor Livy, Livia, Olivia?

SPEAKER_01

Dara? Is it Dara?

SPEAKER_00

Levi? Levi hasn't done anything. Even Dara has brought stuff to the show. Except for Ben. Ben can go.

SPEAKER_01

She was weird.

SPEAKER_00

She's a pick-me girl.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. I even have Antonio. Like, he'll have posts come up. He said, You better not tell anyone. Well, I am telling the I'm telling the whole world, you know, because I have a million fans. He commented and was like, You are so cringe. He commented on like a Facebook post about all this. Like, it's he's he's like, if my ex-wife was caught cheating with or was caught with my best friend, that I would never speak to either of them ever again. I'm like, you are so lame right now. I cannot take you serious. Hold on, but let me find people. He like commented on like a post about all this happening. So I commented, I always comment on reality show post. Because it was a post of course. It was a post of Ben's girlfriend writing a statement like how like Sarah's like the most amazing, she's truly the most badass authentic person I've ever met. I fell in love with her. Authentic person at her friend for life, and I'm like, what's going on? Like, this is weird. She was weird coming on like she knew everyone and tried getting into people's business. And oh, by the way, I got 39 likes on that.

SPEAKER_00

But okay.

SPEAKER_01

But then um Antonio, he would he put keep updating me. He's like, I got 14 likes. I got this. I'm like, I don't care. So then people had responded.

SPEAKER_00

It's not a pissing contest, Antonio.

SPEAKER_01

Responded. Someone goes, I wish Sarah was my friend. People responded, like, I think it was because Ben told her about them. I said, Oh, for sure. I said, Oh, for sure. Well, I think it's because Ben told her what was going on with people in the house. I said, Oh, for sure. When my boyfriend tells me stuff about people, I don't spill as soon as I see them, or ever though. She goes, I know, I wouldn't either, but some people just don't know. I felt like I could feel her energy. Some people, oh, these these are new. I didn't see. I guess during my part during my party, I didn't see these responses. I felt like I could feel her energy. Some people get nervous and don't know what to say, and naturally, people have conversations, gossip with their best friends, family, or spouse, etc. I don't see anything weird about it. She to me was so kind, sweet, and totally like me when trying to explain something and then word vomit, nerves, anxiety, whatever. I mean, well, but don't always know in the moment, mind racing and nerves when to shut the F up. Maybe try to see it from that point of view or not. Leave me alone. Someone else goes, I agree.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_01

And some people like it, seems with Sierra just reminds you of an old friend who you fall back in step with. That's how nice they are. And someone goes, Girl, this. I'm like, why is she fangirling so hard on them? And to tell a complete stranger what to do with her marriage is insane to me. She looked like a nut job. I will barely tell my closest friends what to do in their relationship, let alone someone I just met. She is weird, so weird. Now, did you see the snippet for this week's episode?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, where Ben and Amanda have a conversation.

SPEAKER_01

But did you see where she said Ben was like I was just like, Ben was basically in love with me? And da-da-da-da-da. And I'm like, girl, she is like full of herself.

SPEAKER_00

This season has really shown a light on Amanda. And like I've gone back and watched old episodes. I'm just like, she really was never that girl.

SPEAKER_01

She wished she was. Like when she has her Liza Thornberry um pigtails, I'm like, I can't with you. I'm like, I forgot how miserable you were.

SPEAKER_00

Amanda.

SPEAKER_01

Like how fun sucking you were.

SPEAKER_00

She was like, Right, like season one with Kyle. Summer should be fun. Amanda. Not fun.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, for you to make me now, because Kyle really had it right. But like for you to make me be on like Kyle and Sierra's side, knowing like I'm not like knowing Kyle is his own beast. But to like root for Sierra, like you know you have to be pretty shitty.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But anyway, that's all I have, folks.

SPEAKER_00

So anywho, we'll see what we're gonna we're gonna see what comes to fruition with that, and then it leads to in the city.

SPEAKER_01

I can't wait for I can't wait for that. I don't know how good it's gonna be with all these people that I don't know and Danielle. I don't want to I don't want Danielle on my screen.

SPEAKER_00

Um so maybe my one I like Danielle. I like Danielle. I think she brings the heat in the drama.

SPEAKER_01

I think she's kind of she wants to be the number one girl in the group, and she's annoying.

SPEAKER_00

She wants to be Lindsay.

SPEAKER_01

But I can't wait for tonight because Real Housewives of Rhode Island comes on, and that's like my new obsession.

SPEAKER_00

So good. Yes. Elena's on tonight, so we'll have stuff to discuss.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, day. Well, y'all, as always, we will see you next Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00

See you next Tuesday with some energy.

SPEAKER_01

Go get a Tums, old ass.