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SPEAKER_01 0:00

So let's let's get this rockin' rolling so you can get your child up from her nap so you can get some sleep tonight.

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I'm an old lady. I live by naps. I'm a mom. I live by naps. Naps are what get me through the day.

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I'm a mommy.

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Duhmy mom. A mamacita?

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Mammacita? Mommy.

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Do you watch Beyond the Villa? Did you watch the video?

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I do not. I uh started it. And then just too much to watch every night.

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I love it.

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But I keep up with my girl.

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Because like during the summer I don't have anything.

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Alright. I keep up with my girl Landria and Nick. Because apparently they're still hot and heavy.

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But some people think they've broken up. But Nick's like you anything.

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She was doing a podcast this week, past week, saying they talk all the time about marriage and kids.

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Which is so weird. Because I honestly felt like he got with her to stay on Love Island, like to stay on the show. And then I thought that they would be done. I thought they would be done like months after Love Island, but they're still going.

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They formed a genuine friendship that turned into a relationship.

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I guess.

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And now she literally is living her best life ever.

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Mm-hmm.

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Like we thought we all thought Amaya and Huda was gonna get the star treatment. And Aya did for a bit. Beating bitches up.

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Okay, but Amaya is literally so I just love looking at her. She's so pretty and cute to me.

SPEAKER_01 1:55

She is on Beyond the Villa, right?

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Yes. And Hannah is on there. Hannah went off on Pepe.

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They broke up.

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Why did you treat Iris like this? Why you don't have anything to say? You're a P word.

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Oh, a p he's a P word.

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P U dollar sign, dollar sign Y.

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Oh, not the dollar sign.

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Mm-hmm.

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Is um Brian on there?

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I think so.

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Am I Brian? Ooh. Spicy.

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I think. I don't watch it. Maybe I should. I don't I have a million going on right now.

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We're getting to that time where there's nothing on TV.

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We're getting there, but not yet. Because like I have Love Island, or not Love Island. I can't wait for Love Island. I have The Valley. I watched Love and Hip Hop. That's what I was trying to say with Antonio. Um Summer House. Survivor. Like I'm watching Million Island right now.

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Yep.

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Like I got a lot going on. And a new a new season of Million Dollar Secret came out.

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Oh, Million Dollar Secret? What's that?

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Oh my gosh, you haven't watched it?

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No.

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It's like all these strangers are put in a house, and like episode to episode, the person who has the million dollars is changed. Like if they guess you I think if they guess you and you have the million, like it now it moves to someone else's hands. And the point is to have the million dollars in your hands at the end of the show.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

Okay. Remember that show on Netflix that had one season? Was it like the trust?

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Mm-hmm.

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That was a good show. Where the fuck did that show go?

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That was good. So I'm excited.

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That one was good.

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But uh I told Antonio, like because I get him on my shows, like I get him hooked on my shows, so then I'm like waiting to watch them, and I'm like, I don't wanna wait.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

Right. And Antonio, why don't you get me hooked on your shows?

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We like the same stuff, like so we like that's the reason. You know, that's the reason like why I swiped right on him was because like we both had reality TV, reality TV shows in our like mutual interest.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

I want to touch point on that because and Antonio might come for me for this. No, because no, um, so Lauren, Kristen, and Steven had been doing a lot of interviews since the reunion came out. And one of them for um, I think was for Vanity Fair, and it was like red flag, green flag. And one of the questions was he watches more reality TV than I do, and they were all like red flag.

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He doesn't watch more than me. I've just got him into more, but like that's why we because like he liked Survivor, big brother, like the And they're like, you know, they're like the competition shows were okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

They're like, that's okay, but they're like, if he's more into the housewives, no, then that's a problem.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

That's me, and I'm still I I know I I feel like I've brought this up like the past two episodes. I'm still pissed about Martha's Vineyard. Summerhouse version, Martha's Vineyard. Because it's like it was so good.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

It was good drama.

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It was like when that girl's dog wasn't it the dog was missing.

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Yeah, the and it it I'm pretty sure it's shit in the house.

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The husband was weird and controlling.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

Oh, for sure. Um I think they are because I know like I've seen on like social media posts where they're like hanging out with Carl and stuff like that.

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I'm looking them up.

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But um, more has come out about um Summerhouse Ozarks. You know, like Wes is supposed to like spearhead it and like start the show and then he'll come back, I guess, to regular Summerhouse. But it's like his ex, like people he's just to date, his like best friend. So it's probably gonna be real trashy. And all of his like Summerhouse castmates have turned on him, like KJ. Out of all people, I was surprised KJ turned on him.

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I saw KJ. I saw KJ's tweets.

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And then and then it came out that Lindsay was gonna come for Wes at the the reunion. Excuse me. She said yes. Someone like posted on Twit uh Instagram and she was like, Yes, I can't wait for the reunion for this.

SPEAKER_02 7:01

Okay, year she said, married in 2022. Happy anniversary, honey, year three. That was like that was June 2025. Then she posted in July 2025, November, December, January.

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Yeah, he was controlling and weird. And then like how she hid her pregnancy the entire second season.

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That was weird.

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Like just tell everyone, like, and they're like, oh, we know.

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He was a weirdo. Yeah, but they put together a good cast for sure. Okay, so back to West.

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Come here.

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And I always want to call Amanda Lindsay. I don't know why.

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Don't disrespect our queen like that.

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So I keep I was just telling my friend at work. I'm like, I've went back and like watched different things go on, and I'm just like, I really did forget how much I did not like Amanda at the beginning.

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Right. I think she just aligned herself with the right people.

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But then we like pushed on us.

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Yeah.

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As a lead, so we're just like, okay, like we like her.

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And then Well if she was like an industry plant.

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Yeah. Well, I mean, she gives Bobby alltough bit uh vibes. Oh my a pick me for sure.

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Oh my and then did you see them at the Royals Yankees game this weekend?

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Embarrassing. Like, you can tell this is trying to suck the fun out of his life. He's not gonna deal with that.

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Right, like I feel like trying to he left me.

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Where are you at? Where are you at, bruh? Where are you at? There he is. What happened, bro?

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Uploaded the the few minutes we've been on. Can you see me?

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You're like you're to the side and frozen on my end. Like I can Nope, it's still like a still of you.

SPEAKER_00 9:37

Can you hear me?

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I can hear you.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

What the hell? Stop! Go lay down.

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I'm sending you what I've been seeing this whole time.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 10:02

That's weird. Am I always sideways?

SPEAKER_02 10:08

That would be weird if you were.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

The bitch has got a rice crispy tree. Why are why is you always eating on the podcast?

SPEAKER_02 10:22

I'm a fat bitch, that's why.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

We're either gonna have to exit and start over or just continue going.

SPEAKER_02 10:31

You want me to leave? I'll leave and reclick.

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Yeah, you leave and see what happens. Okay. Back and black. So, anyways, back to there we go. Summerhouse. It was so cringe when like he was cheering and she was like yanking on his pants to get him to sit down. Like and someone turned, he he literally turned around and said, Hey, don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

People were saying the kiss part was AI, and I'm like, I don't think it was. They didn't understand.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

So a lot of people are saying they did that because Sierra made a statement on Friday as well. Um, it was about like how you know West was invited to her birthday party and like they were working on their friendship, and Amanda was invited, but she didn't expect her to come. And bloody body blotty, how like that was her best friend.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

I'm having another record.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

You're good. Well, then she came out and said, you know, that Hermes photo, like she was supposed to meet a friend there, and she was like, she didn't want to be inside the store and crying, so she went outside and was waiting. And the paparazzi called her, and while that happened, she was on the phone with Paige, and that man in the photo was her manager. So, you know what? We stand Queen Paige because she stays hating the right people. And you know what, Amanda? Have you seen so you know every see every time a show comes to an end, or and they're about to film the reunion, Andy sends out like send your questions. Every single question was for Amanda and Wes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:44

Kyle even put in some questions.

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Well, Kyle was spotted this week in kissing a woman from Real Housewives of Orange County, Megan King. Yeah, is she a friend of or is she a main cast or is she a friend of? I don't watch OC.

SPEAKER_02 14:05

No, she was main.

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She was main.

SPEAKER_02 14:08

I'm pretty sure.

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So Kyle, they both moved on. So maybe the marriage has been over a lot longer than they were. Maybe it was over last summer. And they were just contractually obligated to be together.

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Yep.

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So hopefully there's a lot of drama on in the city.

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Here's a I told Antonio, I was like, that's the problem with social media, is like we already know like the outcomes of stuff already.

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So it's like like we're going into it, but it's just like I'm watching like you we're we're hating her in real time, even though it's last year. But we're also able to spot a lot more stuff, and like see weird shenanigans. Because this week she sat on Wes sat on her and then she told Wes to like stare at her ball. That was weird. Weird.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

I told Antonio that was weird because if she was going over there to protect her friends and like stick up for Sierra, wouldn't you have mentioned Sierra? Like, oh, have you like been have you seen Sierra today? Doesn't she look good? Like, or have you talked to Sierra today?

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He was also rubbing her neck and like running his fingers through her hair. I'm like, you don't do that to your friend's wife.

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And I'm just like, I like looking back now when they were playing the spin the bottle thing and Amanda had to kiss Kyle. That's when he got touchy-feely with Sierra. And I told Antonio in the time before we knew about before we knew about all this, I said, why like I was like, why is he getting so handsy with Sierra like randomly? Like that was weird, but I didn't like think it was because of Kyle and Amanda. I didn't think it would have anything to do with them. I was just like, why is he like touching on her and rubbing on her?

SPEAKER_01 16:06

Like Sierra does not it came out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 16:10

It's because he was like jealous and like didn't know how to act, he's awkward.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

For sure. But why are all these women on the internet fighting over West?

SPEAKER_02 16:21

And that's what sucks too. I was telling my friend at work, I'm like, he's he what like he is funny, and I do like him. And like I wanted to root for him even after he was like not nice to Sierra. But since she was like forgiving him, like I was forgiving him, and so I was just like rooting for him. We were all rooting for you, West.

SPEAKER_01 16:41

But Okay, Tyra.

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I now I'm just like, ugh, like when he talks like a baby, it like grosses me out. When he's like, I think I'm gonna put a t sh on and a hattie.

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I'm like right.

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If Antonio talked like that, I'd be like, you gotta go. I got the ick.

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For sure. Like, and you know, once you get the ick, you can't get rid of the ick. Once I get the ick, I don't want the oh my goodness. And so moving on from summer house.

SPEAKER_02 17:16

You just gave me the egg.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

Yeah.

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He's like, why?

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Moving on from summer house, it's been well, because you're a guy in general. You give her me the egg no matter what.

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Okay, now what?

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Okay, so it's been all over TikTok, but uh like Stasi talking to Marciano, Stasi talking to Lisa Vanderpump. Why is Sheena? Why is my TikTok all about Sheena again?

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Because Sheena wants to be relevant so bad. Like they're Antonio. I keep talking about this man, like he's the third party of this podcast. But he keeps right, he keeps because I it's because we talked to him, talk I talked to him about everything. But he was like, is this true? And it was like talking about Sheena and Brock's separation. I'm like, they've been like going through a divorce. Like, yes, it's true. He's like, Oh, some people are saying it's AI. I'm like, no, it's true. But he's he gets like captivated by like or like sucked in by those fake posts on Facebook that have like two likes.

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Oh my god, right. So I'm like, you need to pay attention you click on one and they just keep showing up.

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Pay attention to the signs that this is a stupid post.

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Right.

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I need to watch.

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So why did Lisa Vanaf bring Marciano back after he got fired? Well, both him and Hannah got fired and they both both got bought back.

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And then, you know, they hooked up before filming. Like a week before filming.

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Of course they did. But he's still like kicking it with Jesse.

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Gross.

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He just wants to be relevant. And I'm like, Well, he's staying relevant.

SPEAKER_02 18:58

I don't know. I'm not a fan of Jesse. Uh no.

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I was a fan of Jesse until she um did all this.

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Yeah, it's weird.

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And then the guy would chase.

SPEAKER_02 19:10

Did you see all this stuff coming out about Taylor Frankie Paul now? Like that Dakota did to her. Like there's a bunch of pictures. She has like a a bruise like huge on her back from like when he like did stuff to her, had a bruise on her forehead. Like, you know how hard it is to bruise like like your face?

SPEAKER_01 19:30

A forehead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 19:33

It was like, and so people now Macy put a heart on one of her posts, and people are like, Oh, you're you're just an opportunist. You're just an opportunist. Like, where was your support and where was your love? Like when she was like go like being dragged through the mud, like for like all the bachelorette stuff.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Well, at the same time, though, those women have a whole history with this girl, so it's like they have to figure out how to deal with the whole situation, too. Like, you can't just because they have to be a few. And of course, they don't want to film at all. Right. This is their life. So I I I understand them taking a step back. But then Taylor Frankie Paul also made a statement how these women weren't stepping up for her either. We should have to do it.

SPEAKER_02 20:25

I hate Dakota. He's a douche. I can see, I can see Ry.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Well, they said it. They said he got edited out of Vanderpump Villa this season.

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I think we talked about this.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

Um say la vie, you know.

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La vie.

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La vie. La vie. Say la vie. I get what you did. Oh, you're funny.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

I am.

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So I guess I don't feel like there's been a lot in the media this week, except for Coachella weekend two.

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And Bill Billy Eilish, like Justin Bieber.

SPEAKER_01 21:06

Yeah. Being the one less lonely girl. And then are we getting a Justin Bieber tour? Because uh, I will be there. I will be in the crowd.

SPEAKER_02 21:16

I need to be there.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

For sure.

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I wasn't a believer. My sister, it was Justin Bieber was like more my sister's like era. My little sister, like my 26-year-old sister.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Bitch, we're not that much older.

SPEAKER_02 21:35

I'm nine years older than her. So, like, but I liked him too. Like, I liked his music too when my sister would listen to it. She got to go to his concert back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 21:46

Oh, snap. You know what? I used to not like Hayley Bieber because I thought she was like an opportunist and like not a girl's girl. But I feel like she really liked she like put. Pushed um Billy to be on the stage and like was okay with that. But then I wrote an article this morning that she like stopped 20 girls from going to the after party after the show. And I'm just like, girl, you can't have your cake and eat it. But he's a man. He's not a baby. He can like make his own decisions.

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Maybe he can't. Maybe she's a man. Maybe he's a straight.

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Maybe he likes to stray.

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Maybe she's her his handler.

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Maybe he likes to stray.

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She's his handler.

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Maybe that's maybe that's not really him either.

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Maybe it's not. This is my logic. Here's my big ache from controllo. What we say is not like true.

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Oh, yeah. We're not like a real serious. We're not serious.

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It's not the news. Okay. This is just our shit talking on celebrities.

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What about Madonna coming out looking dressed just like Sabrina Carpenter? Like, bitch, you're in your 60s.

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She ugh. I've never really messed with Madonna.

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That's like J Lo dressed too young for herself.

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I eat a J Lo movie up, though.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

I love Wedding Planner.

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Made in Manhattan, Wedding Planner. Uh what's the planned movie with the baby? The like I don't know. She she gets inseminated, but then she falls in love. It's twins.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

Oh, I've never seen that movie.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

No, I gotta figure it out.

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Isn't she like a boss lady?

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Hustle. Hustlers.

SPEAKER_01 23:41

Oh, I forgot about Hustlers.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

That's a true story. Enough? How can we forget Enough?

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Oh, Enough is such a good movie. I d not a lot of people know that movie.

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Second act. What to expect when you're expecting the backup plan.

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The backup plan.

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Monster in Law. Shall We Dance?

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Yep. Should be in a mall.

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She's like I said the original flag girl.

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Where he's like the kid and the grown man. He's got the disease.

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And he says to love that movie.

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That's something you would say.

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That's why I waxed.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

I'm surprised you don't still say that. You got exactly disease.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

I'm cheesy. Oh my god. Why have we not Alex and Alex?

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Oh my god. So, you know, I've always been Alex Cooper, team Alex Cooper.

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There's something about us.

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That's what I feel about Alex Earl. She always seems so calculated to me.

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But I don't, I only know Alex Earl. Yes, I know she's a TikToker, but I only know I only know her from Dancing with the Stars this past season.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

And so I felt like Alex Cooper, you were you're too old to be uh doing this kind of shit. Also, like especially on TikTok. So she worked for Barstool Sports. And call her, so she already had some sort of following because Call Her Daddy, as soon as it launched, had like 500,000 subscribers.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

I guess I might have been like an industry plant too.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

Right, like us.

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Okay and our 200 followers. You know what? We're out of, we're getting there. We're gonna get there one day.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

That's right. It's just gonna take a little bit longer. That's right. April 20th, 19th? What's today's date?

SPEAKER_02 26:13

19th.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

2026. You heard it here first. We're gonna make it one day. But I thought Alex Earl's response to Alex Cooper's initial video was so funny when they woke her up the day after Coachella. She was just like, and she was like, is it funny? And then she said, Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:37

I saw that.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

I mean, clearly she doesn't care. Give two shits.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

I'm just, I don't know. I don't know. The Alex and maybe I'm like neutral in this because I don't really know both Alex's. I don't really watch Call Her Daddy. Like, I'll watch the snippets of like the people who I like, you know, like when Taylor went on there and like when people go on there, I'll watch like snippets of their stuff, but I've never like sat down, searched up a call your call you daddy like episode and watched it.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Right. I think the only episode I've ever fully watched was Whitney's. And I started to watch Jesse's, but then it just it was so much about Taylor Frankie Paul. I'm just like, oh. I want to hear about you and your Jordan's terrible hair.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

Do you know what?

SPEAKER_01 27:30

So if we had to choose a side, I think I'm gonna choose Alex Earl. Alright, team Alex Earl over here.

SPEAKER_02 27:39

We're always on the same side, though.

SPEAKER_01 27:41

Team Alex Earl. That's right. It's very rare that we choose the opposite sides.

SPEAKER_02 27:47

Um I I want to go back to Secret Lives and Mormon Wise because Layla, you know how like we always say, like, there's just something about her. Like, what is so off about her? It looks like she has like 80 teeth. I think that's what it is for me. Like when she smiles, it just looks like teeth, like she has like a million teeth. And I'm like, and it and I'm not saying oh it's a mouthful of her big teeth, nothing like nothing about her teeth themselves. Because she has a big smile, pretty teeth, everything. It just looks like she has a ton of teeth.

SPEAKER_01 28:23

It's like I've always thought something that was off about her as well, but like they were always I felt like she was groomed in this first season by like Jesse and like she didn't really know because she was so young, right? Right, she didn't she was so young that like they they're like, oh come come to our side.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:42

So I don't know if we're ever gonna get a season five of Secret Lives of Woman Wives, and I don't want Secret Lives of Woman Wives LA. Ran by Jen Affleck, but now Michaela lives in LA as well, so is Michaela gonna be a part of it.

SPEAKER_02 29:00

No, which is very like relevant in the first season. I do not like Michaela.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

You know, Michaela wasn't relevant in season one, so I think she had to like come to the forefront and like me and like hate on Whitney.

SPEAKER_02 29:17

My girl. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:20

Right. Like it over yourself.

SPEAKER_02 29:24

Um, I'm still not done with Temptation Island, but I'm almost done. And I just want to say two things. Jack still looks like a 15-year-old lesbian. A 12-year-old. And uh I am team Cole. I don't know if you have you watched it before.

SPEAKER_01 29:49

How many of them have cheated?

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Well, Sydney is like done with my I duke. Sydney is done with Mikey, like she found Xavier and she's happy and she's like, I realize like I just need to move on. Mikey's heartbroken. Mind you, I have some thoughts about Mikey. First has to do with he has a tattoo of Drake's album. It says like the title Take Care. And I'm like Okay. I'm like, that's a little weird to me. That's a red flag to me.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Right.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

And then that's a red flag. So I'm like, yeah. And then Cheyenne, who I really I really like Cheyenne, and I really like, no, is it Cheyenne? No, Scarlet. No. I think Cheyenne is Jax. Let me make sure. I get them mixed up because it's the both blondes.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

So you're a blonde hatist. You hate the blondes.

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Scarlet. So I really like Scarlet and Cole. And I really I'm like Cole is just like a little angel baby. And he's like been so good, but she's like think she like just keeps talking shit on him and like just thinks like he's not learning anything from his experience. She he hasn't tried to do anything, and she he's like, why is she mad that I'm not doing anything? Like this is crazy. But I think they might leave together just because. But Sydney is not going to leave with Mikey. Scarlett, I think, will leave with Cole. Cheyenne is definitely not leaving with Jack because he like full on has cheated, and so like she has been since he did, and like she's like, that's all she needed to be done with him. Like, she's also explored other connections and stuff. And then um Kaylee and Summit. There's I think Kaylee and Summit will leave together, even though there has not really been any like cheating except for Cheyenne and Jack. Like Sydney has told Mikey, like, I'm kind of done with this relationship, like, I'm exploring things, I'm dating Xavier. I told Antonio, I'm like, this this season has not been like spicy or anything. It was kind of boring.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

And we love a spicy spice. Not in my own life, but oh, speaking of spice, we didn't talk about Ice Spice getting attacked in McDonald's. Did you not see that?

SPEAKER_02 32:19

Now I gotta look it up.

SPEAKER_01 32:21

Ice Ice Spice was having dinner in McDonald's and a fan came up to her and assaulted her.

SPEAKER_02 32:31

She says Spice called her a bitch, and she said she was the rapper for it. Ice Spice is usually a cool customer, but she was clearly uh way more than a quarter pound of beef.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Apparently, she um it said she's gonna sue her for everything she's worth.

SPEAKER_02 32:49

What? All three dollars I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 32:53

Right, like bitch, you're having and you know what Ice Spice said. This wouldn't happen at Wendy's. That probably would happen at Wendy's.

SPEAKER_02 33:05

But like you hit her. You hit her first. You're not gonna get anything from her.

SPEAKER_01 33:14

No, no, Ice Spice is gonna sue the girl.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Oh, okay. But still, for all of her three dollars.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

Right, like bitch, she's having dinner at McDonald's. I had something else as well, and it just slipped my mind.

SPEAKER_02 33:30

Oh, Ice Spice is usually a cool customer, but clearly she was hot in these LA streets. Hot in these LA streets.

SPEAKER_01 33:38

Oh, oh, Northwest. What is Northwest doing at Coachella? Like you're 12 years old.

SPEAKER_02 33:45

Her parents are right.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

You're 12 years old. Let it make let her be a kid. Then you have Penelope, who is older than Northwest, who actually acts like a normal child.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

The difference in parenting.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

I mean, I guess so. But when your dad Scott Disic, do you really think you're gonna be normal?

SPEAKER_02 34:07

I love him. Was Penelope a Coachella?

SPEAKER_01 34:12

I do too. No, there are just people like comparing the two.

SPEAKER_02 34:17

That's because Northwest is just like Kanye. Okay? In the sense of like she loves attention.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

Yeah, but you're literally. Oh, and then like apparently one of the like the performers pulled her and her best friend up on stage, and I'm like, he's 25 years old, and they're literally 11-year-old girls, 12-year-old girls.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Like, it's just like something bad waiting to happen. It's weird.

SPEAKER_01 34:44

Right.

SPEAKER_02 34:50

It's weird to me.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

She's like the girl that um like the like Drew Barrymore gets way in too deep as a young star, and then at like 14, 15 is doing hardcore drawings and drinking every night. Let's keep the kids young.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Like, why does she want her kid to grow up?

SPEAKER_01 35:10

And then somebody said, um what's Courtney? What's Khloe's daughter's name?

SPEAKER_02 35:16

Stormy. Or is that Kylie's daughter? Dream? Or is that Rob's?

SPEAKER_01 35:22

It was either Stormy or a Dream that um someone Courtney. Someone said this is Rain, Mason, Rocky.

SPEAKER_00 35:35

Say no.

SPEAKER_02 35:36

These are all Courtney's kids. Does she have four kids?

SPEAKER_00 35:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:42

Penelope Mason, Penelope, Rain, Rocky.

SPEAKER_01 35:48

Is Rocky with Travis?

SPEAKER_02 35:50

Travis. Okay. We're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna test my quiz and I'm gonna test my answers in just a minute. That's Courtney. Kim is North Saint Psalm Chicago. There's a fifth. Thumpkin. Okay, Thumpkin. Um because I don't know. Then we have Rob, which is Dream. Rob has Dream Black China. And then Chloe is true, and what's a little boy? Alright, I gotta look him up now.

SPEAKER_01 36:39

But somebody was comparing, I think it was Dream that they were saying, like, this is what, but she's like a star, I guess, in her own.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Oh, stormy, I forgot.

SPEAKER_01 36:46

And people were saying, like, this is what maybe it was it was either Stormy or Dream, but they were like trying to compare them to North and be like, this is what Kim expected her daughter to be like because she's out at fashion shows, all like chic, as a like a little kid.

SPEAKER_02 37:00

I was right.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

And then you got North out here beeping. All of them. Then you got North out here beboping that coachella with like a 20-year-old. Right. Grills. Why do you have grills in?

SPEAKER_02 37:16

It's just like you are not, you should not be a coachella.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

We're gonna get so much hate on TikTok for this as well, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:27

Kim loves to flaunt that money, honey. Okay, Courtney has great Mason, Penelope, Rain, and Rocky. And I think the reason I know them so well is because they were on camera like more. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

All the time. And then Kim. Yeah. Kim is Justin Bieber's child.

SPEAKER_02 37:48

Kylie is stormy and air. I forgot about his air. I forgot the second kid. And then Rob is Dream.

SPEAKER_01 37:54

Kendall doesn't have any. Um you know what? Good for Kim if it's true for like taking West off their names and just changing them all to Kardashian.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 38:08

If that's true.

SPEAKER_02 38:09

You can go to that TikTok right now if it's uh Kim and North. Kim and North Managed by an adult. Jesus loves you.

SPEAKER_01 38:32

You know what? Just let her be a kid. Yeah. Why does she look like a grown-ass adult? And why does she always do this?

SPEAKER_02 38:58

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 38:59

Yeah. Be a kid, Blue. Blue. Is her name blue? Why did I just call her blue? Yeah, you see how their kids aren't raised in the public eye at all.

SPEAKER_02 39:12

Blue Ivy. So I don't think she's like eat I feel like she's a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 39:20

I'm not a parent, so I can't really judge. Oh, for sure. Um, just like Sophia Fair's daughter.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

Oh, shit. Weird. Yeah, she would all deep in so we're at odds with the people who did her hair. The hair was disgusting to begin with. That all they said was that she was super rude.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

The last person Which is true. Okay, but the last person I ever want to go to war with is Farah Abrams. That girl has a mouthpiece on her for days, and she will ruin you. She's Pharaoh.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

She's always bringing up freaking Janelle.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

Well, Janelle, I see you with Kifa.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

Well, Janelle.

SPEAKER_01 40:17

You know what? I missed well, they need to bring Teen Mom back because it's like, come on, we got so much good content when Teen Mom was around.

SPEAKER_02 40:26

But teen pregnancies were down. Okay. Do we really want to start having teen pregnancies again? Um, Morgan Freeman?

SPEAKER_01 40:35

Right.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

Because that's the producer.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

Morgan Freeman.

SPEAKER_02 40:40

I always thought I always thought it was weird that the producer was Morgan Freeman. Or executive. Hold on, let me see. Morgan Freeman.

SPEAKER_01 40:51

He's the executive producer, is Morgan. Wasn't that the one Fair was so his name was Larry, I thought. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 41:00

Film director and television producer.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

Yeah. We don't need more teen birds.

SPEAKER_02 41:10

Executive producer. He created an executive.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

So bring teen mom back. Bring bring teen mom back.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

We need new fresh teen moms, okay? That sounded a little bit more. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

Jenna is not a groomer.

SPEAKER_02 41:30

We just need new storylines.

SPEAKER_01 41:40

Alright, on that note, I don't think I have anything else to discuss with you, creepy ass bitch. All right, well you know the drill.

SPEAKER_02 41:53

We'll see you next Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 41:57

Next Tuesday. Groovy.